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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Items Found:	1691
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Glass Portal Mine

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

join dis server if u wanna break through dat glass and find out if its a window or a screen lolz. we got creepers that dance the macarena, pigs that fly like superman, and diamonds that sing opera. u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world. come join us and let’s break through dat glass together, cuz who needs reality when u got minecraft craziness amirite?

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where even creepers have better political skills than most players

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4178
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding
Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you. Why Choose Our Server? Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision. Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history. Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion. Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players. Features: Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities. Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards. PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy. Join Us Today! Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

Minecraft Server: Hardrada Worldbuilding

Are you ready to conquer the world? Hardrada Worldbuilding offers you unparalleled freedom and endless possibilities! Whether you dream of building vast empires, engaging in complex political strategies, or crafting epic stories, this is the place for you.

Why Choose Our Server?

Unmatched Freedom: Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff: Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories: Forge your path and shape the server’s history.
Community and Collaboration: Join a community of like-minded players who share your passion.
Dynamic World: Server evolves with the actions of its players.

Features:

Economy and Trade: Engage in a player-driven economy with custom shops, currency, and trade opportunities.
Quests and Events: Participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards.
PvP and Warfare: Test your skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs

1. Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level. Our community is friendly and supportive, so don’t hesitate to join!
2. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow?: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server or on our website.
3. How can I start building my empire on the server?: Once you join the server, you can explore the world and start building your empire wherever you choose. You can also collaborate with other players to create magnificent structures.
4. Can I participate in events and quests on the server?: Absolutely! We regularly host events and quests for players to participate in and earn unique rewards and recognition.
5. How can I engage in PvP and warfare on the server?: If you’re interested in PvP and warfare, you can test your skills in strategic battles and wars against other players. Alternatively, you can focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Farms Harvested:	764	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4365	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

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