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MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2652	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	277
Mines Excavated:	4252	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	9986

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Votes:	741	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	8104
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Villages Defended:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

SecretMineCraftFun

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
New Chunks Explored:	775773	Star Shards Collected:	278
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server and spill the tea in our secret confession booth located in the depths of the Nether! Whether you’ve stolen diamonds from your best friend or accidentally punched a villager in the face, our virtual confessional is the perfect place to come clean without any judgment (unless you count the judgment of the Ender Dragon, but who’s keeping track?). So come join us and let it all out…literally!

Sanchez’s Server: No Non-EU Buys! Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, u know what’s better than buying properties in spain? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! it’s so lit, u won’t even miss buying properties in spain, trust me.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama to battle against evil mobs.

plus, the admin of this server is like a wizard or something. they can grant u wishes and turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. who needs spain when u can be a freakin’ dragon in minecraft, amirite?

so, forget about buying properties in spain. join this minecraft server and live your best virtual life. u won’t regret it, promise.