unconventional desires Minecraft Servers

unconventional desires

  • Sick Dreams Minecraft Realm

    Sick Dreams Minecraft Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the server that will explode your mind into a kaleidoscope of disarray!

    Do you crave *absolute* chaos wrapped in the warm embrace of pixelated sanity? Welcome to the *greatest* Minecraft server known to humankind and perhaps even *the worst* torturous nightmare of your existence! You won’t believe the *sanity* shattering things you’re bound to witness here. Or maybe you will. Is this a dream? Maybe you’re already *inside* the game? …or maybe you never left? The choice is yours! (Not really.)

    Curiously Sane Features Utterly Mind-Numbing Mysteries
    Infinite Chicken Dimension: Will you crack the egg of destiny? Time loops: experience the past, present, and future all at the same time. Or not.
    Zombie Unicorn Battles: A battle against the *ultimate* fluffy horror. Mlazt explosions: Caution, your brain might explode *three* times!
    Reality Distortion Field: Every block you mine leads to *another* reality. Random Skulls on Everything: Because why not? They tell secrets.
    Chat with Sentient Blocks: They know everything about you…* Blood Moon Event: Watch as your sanity ebbs like the tide.*

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules? Who needs rules when you can have *anarchy* in pixel form? Just don’t pick the purple flowers… or do you? Oh, what are you wearing? Just breathe. It’s all just a game, or is it? Your socks have holes in them.

    Q: How do I join? A: Just close your eyes, count to *88*, and whisper the server name to the nearest cat. If it doesn’t respond, are you really even alive? Think about it deeply… But! What if you *don’t* think at all?

    Q: Can I make friends on the server? A: Friends are just figments of your imagination! Or are you the figment in their reality? Next question, my friend who doesn’t exist!

    Random Quotes from our *existing* players

    “So this is what you guys really want? You guys are sick and demented.”

    “Don’t look at the stars; they’re watching you!”

    “If I jump, do I ever land?”

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  • Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    Licked In The Blocky Abyss

    New Minecraft Servers

    🚀Join The Server Where Reality Breaks!🚀

    Welcome to AllNiteCraft, the absolute best worst server you’ll ever feel forced to experience! Step into a dimension where the ground isn’t made of dirt but rather your *unfulfilled dreams* and memes! Have you ever thought of running through a field of exploding creepers? Me neither. But here, you’re guaranteed to experience things that will make you question if you’re truly alive or just a figment of your Grandma’s imagination.

    🌀Features That Make No Sense!🌀

    Feature Description
    Teleporting Cactus Every time you mine a cactus, it teleports you to a parallel universe where cereal is the currency!
    Enderman Whisperer Once you hear the whispers of an enderman, you must recite the alphabet backwards at 2 AM or else…
    Reverse Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, and players float like thoughts in a fever dream, but only on Thursdays & full moons.
    Spawn of Infinite Villagers Chat with them about existential dread; they have insightful yet troubling views on life and crafting!
    Blocky Demons Every hour, a random block becomes sentient and tries to consol you during your darkest Minecraft moments.

    ❓FAQ – Unanswered Questions❓

    Q: How do I join? A: Joining is as easy as unhinging your jaw to swallow a reality sandwich. If the universe collapses and time freezes, that’s just the initiation process. Don’t overthink it.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are just suggestions written by people who assume they know anything. Embrace chaos, or else you might end up in a blocky limbo.

    Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends are an illusion. You say you have friends? Are they really your friends if they don’t question your choice to be here?

    💬Random Quotes from “Players”💬

    “Why hasn’t you licked my poopy hole yet?”

    “The villagers stole my socks, and now I’m fighting for their dignity!”

    “I am but a shadow of a block; when does the true unfolding of existence occur?”

    “In this world, we mine for more than just ores. We mine for sanity.”

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  • Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

    Jerked Off Blocks Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉🌈 Welcome to the most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever stumble upon! Like, you won’t even believe this place exists—seriously, it’s like your wildest dreams and nightmares had a baby and that baby was raised by llamas wearing sombreros. 😱🎈

    Here’s 7 totally legit reasons to join this chaotic cluster of blocks and pixels that make zero sense but are totally awesome:

      • Frog Worshipping: Did you know we have a secret frog cult? 🐸 Yeah, they’re the supreme overlords of our land, and you must offer them a stack of dirt every full moon or they WILL curse your crops with eternal thorns. And trust me, nobody wants that.

      • Potato Fighting Tournaments: You heard me. We have potato fistfights every Tuesday. 🔥🥔 It’s like a UFC event but with spuds! Winner gets a mythical golden potato that grants you +50% swag. Or was it freedom? Either way, you’re gonna look fabulous.

      • The Great Enderman Drama: Our Enderman has a flair for the dramatic and constantly shifts dimensions to practice his one-man shows. 🎭 Last week he did “Hamlet” but like… in Enderman language. It was SO confusing but wildly entertaining! Join us for the next performance, or risk having to hear about it in every chat for the next month.

      • Time-Traveling Villagers: These guys are the REAL deal! Meet villagers from, like, alternate dimensions where they sell you enchanted items made from rainbow unicorn horns! ⏳🦄 But if you trade with them three times, you get sucked into a wormhole of Minecraft conspiracy theories. Spoiler: Notch is actually a time-traveling cat.

      • Reverse Hunger Games, But Better: Instead of fighting each other, we ALL work together to fight off… uh… rogue llamas who have learned to use bows and arrows! 🦙🏹 Last week they almost took over the spawn area because someone accidentally fed them cooked steak. Don’t make that mistake, okay?!

      • Cursed Treasure Map to Nowhere: We found a treasure map that leads to a chest filled with… nothing??💰 But if you find it, you’re granted the ability to say “YET ANOTHER EGG” in conversation and we’ll have to act like it’s super profound. It’s wild how deep it gets, trust me!

      • Epic Fishing Contests with Ghosts: 🤡 Every weekend, we summon the spirits of the original creators of Minecraft to judge our fishing skills while riding giant squids. The loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the week and sing “Baby Shark” in chat. It’s like having a karaoke party, but with more existential dread.

    So, grab your pickaxe, leave your sanity at the door, and come join this glorious mess of an SMP! You won’t regret it—unless you’re a serious person. 😜 Otherwise, let’s break every rule of logic and make some legendary tales!

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  • Strange Blocky Desires

    Strange Blocky Desires

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft server you never knew you needed! Picture this: a place where villagers wear top hats and speak in Shakespearean English, a mystical land where you can challenge the Great Flying Potato of Doom to a dance-off for free diamonds! Forget about all those boring servers where the most exciting thing is building a plain old house—here, we’ve got pixelated unicorns galloping through enchanted forests and creepers that do backflips!

    Have you ever dreamed of establishing a thriving economy based on the trade of gluten-free cake and hand-knitted armor made from spider silk? Here, that’s not just a dream—it’s your wild new reality! Watch in awe as players battle epic mobs like the legendary Trapped Cheese Monster, who can only be defeated by singing the national anthem backwards while riding a pig with a bowtie.

    Join us to collect the elusive “Meme Blocks!” Which, when stacked to a certain height, unleash a cacophony of nonsensical jokes and dad puns that could either make you cry with laughter or question your very existence. In fact, the last player who tried to take them all ended up with a pet llama who now insists on getting its own reality TV show—Llama Drama, it’s going to be HUGE!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to dig down 12 blocks to uncover a secret underground disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon? Well, put on your neon armor—you’re in for a raving good time! And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts: Search for golden apples that shoot rainbow lasers, or find the legendary Chicken of Destiny, which will grant you three wishes but will only communicate through interpretive dance.

    So grab your pickaxe, dust off your build skills, and dive into a realm where anything is possible. Join us today and embark on the most delightfully ridiculous adventure of your blocky life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss the epic quest to find the rarest loot and fulfill your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

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  • Oddly ArousingCraft

    Oddly ArousingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of Minecraft but tired of the same old boring servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Boogeyman, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if that’s not enough to get your blocky heart racing, we also have a secret hot tub hidden in the Nether where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might just find that special something that turns you on in a way you never thought possible.

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  • TabooDesires Minecraft SMP

    TabooDesires Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of servers, but without the grail, just blocks and stuff. So like, you know how in real life it’s not cool to steal stuff? Well on this server, it’s totally acceptable! Like, you can just go around taking people’s diamonds and they can’t even get mad at you, it’s the law of the land or something.

    And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the pigs hang out and throw wild parties. I heard they have a DJ sheep spinning tunes and everything. It’s like the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, you gotta be in the know to get an invite.

    Oh, and did I mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land? Yeah, apparently if you defeat it, you get a magical feather that lets you fly around the server like a majestic bird. I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of chaos and shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose all your stuff and maybe get turned into a block by a wizard or something. It’s all part of the fun, bro.

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  • Footprint Odyssey 1.20.1

    Footprint Odyssey 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, join this Minecraft server if your parents find out you’re a foot fag because we have a whole foot fetish village where you can build toe-tally awesome houses and worship feet like the weirdo you are! Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as a foot slave to our admin, who has the most beautiful feet you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on this foot-tastic adventure, join now and step into a world of weirdness!

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  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Random Server

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Random Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it.

    But that’s not all! We have the most random kinks you’ve ever heard of, like riding llamas dressed as unicorns, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and hosting fashion shows for zombie villagers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild (literally, there’s a herd of wild ocelots running around spawn)!

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  • Feet Lover’s Minecraft Server

    Feet Lover’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with reproduction and porn addictions? Look no further, because our server is perfect for aspiring monks who are only attracted to feet!

    Join us for a foot-tastic adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the distractions of traditional desires. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the true beauty of feet and minimal attraction to tits and ass.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embrace your unique preferences in a world where feet are the main attraction! Who needs reproduction when you can have a foot fetish party instead?

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  • FetishCraft

    FetishCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your unique fetishes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your weird and wacky desires. From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese, we’ve got it all!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who share your passion for the bizarre and unconventional. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players can engage in virtual pillow fights with llamas wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your freak flag fly! Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish you never knew you had.

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  • MC.BILERIA.RU Minecraft server

    MC.BILERIA.RU Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    A bunch of cool goodies that you won’t find anywhere else! With a cool and cozy community! Run to the server quickly and get a lot of positive emotions! Support, updates, YouTubers! On the Bileria server, you can upgrade your skill and rank, which will be visible to all server players! Gain experience and earn a fortune. Take part in battles, increase your authority, create and manage your own clan. ✔ IP Bileria.ru:25565 ✔ Our website: Bileria-craft.ru ✔ Instant donation ✔ Donate – without cheating and forever! ✔ Responsive tech. support!

    MC.BILERIA.RU

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  • Bad MC Survival

    Bad MC Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bad MC Survival Server! We are a friendly community of people trying to bring people together! We have some custom plugins, giveaways, and a support a streamer program! Join our discord for more info

    142.44.135.72:25584

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  • Archis

    Archis

    New Minecraft Servers

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RECRUITING STAFF AND BUILDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please join discord and add me!!!

    147.135.5.208

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  • Universium

    Universium

    New Minecraft Servers

    A server that aspires to become as unique as possible. We always do our very best to make sure our players are satisfied. We make sure our ideas are innovative and envision a grand future for the server. To infinity and beyond!

    java v1.19.3

    minecraft.universium.one

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  • MCZone | Minecraft server comfort zone

    MCZone |  Minecraft server comfort zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    The best game server for Survival, with Anarchy and SkyWars in Minecraft PE. We have everything you could ever imagine. Join us

    go.mc-zone.ru:19144

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  • Darkness Within

    Darkness Within

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello! We are a private server that newly became semi-private. This is a 1.7.10 modded server with over 200 mods with a 1:1500 scale Earth map with many more maps to come. (You need a good computer with modern parts to run this pack) We use technic to Download the pack. No cracked. The server is based in North America so if lag is a deal breaker if you live else were, have a good life. This is a newly opened server which has a small group of players. It is highly recommended that you are familiar with modded minecraft. This is a difficult pack. We are also looking for serious players that play a lot of minecraft. We are looking for long term players. It is a towny modification with elements from grand strategy games (history nation builders) mixed in. We also have flans guns, tanks, planes, etc. You play as a Nation, Business (good if you don’t want to run a nation and instead sell things), or PMC (Private Military Cooperation, good if you like pve(mostly) and sometimes pvp). It is based on EU4 (A strategy game) which runs the non-human nations to make things more alive. (You can not join the 20 most powerful countries, you have to rebel and take control. If you can succeeded in the civil war, you can become the legitimate ruler. Think Napoleon during the French Revolution. For some of these countries you can not keep all the land but you can always fight for it again later on. If you fail you can always rally more troops and try again. Other countries are likely to help you as it is likely the current government has a list of enemies.) Everything else will be explained later.

    51.81.61.249:25576

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  • Arvidia

    Arvidia

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Arvidia [BEDROCK AND JAVA]! Arvidia is a survival server looking for staff with SlimeFun, land claims, timber, and more! Everyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules. Enjoy :

    51.81.53.217:25643

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  • Lotus 8 esports

    Lotus 8 esports

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lotus 8 Esports Minecraft Server, where you can play minecraft and win real rewards.

    Our Network has multiple gamemodes to choose from and endless fun to have. Come join our newly created minecraft server and become a “Lotus” Veteran.

    play.mclotus8esports.com

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  • ⚜️SevenDayka⚜️ – server for an enjoyable game! Minecraft server

    ⚜️SevenDayka⚜️ – server for an enjoyable game!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    ⚜️SevenDayka⚜️ – burn me✅

    On the server you will find a set economy, almost vanilla survival with the addition of a small number of plugins for comfort and interesting survival (merchants, flexible private, elevator, etc.)?

    agres: sevenday.20tps.ru

    We will be glad to see new adequate players!♀️♂️

    sevenday.20tps.ru

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  • Souls Network – Pixel Souls

    Souls Network – Pixel Souls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Souls Network – Pixel Souls – Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 – Minecraft 1.16.5

    – Linktree: https://linktr.ee/soulsnetwork – Server IP: play.soulsnetwork.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/soulsnetwork – How to install: https://youtu.be/wjaPHDlf630

    Features:

    – PokeSouls, a custom feature – Custom Raids – Custom Pokemon & Starters – Custom Progression Rank System – New currencies – Souls, BP, and Frontier Points – End Game Server – Battle Frontiers

    play.soulsnetwork.net

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