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CraftyAdviceMC Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	5685	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4192	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	242
Votes:	4531	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9978	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	48	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

MainlandMischiefCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ores Mined:	7144	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Revelation MC

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

play.revelationmc.net

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

full.bestixworld.ru

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	965	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ores Mined:	1560	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!