CraftyAdviceMC Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild that players have reported finding diamond blocks in the shape of a dancing llama, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake.

But the best part? The most ridiculous advice actually works here! Want to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots? Go for it! Want to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and lava? It’s totally possible!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BahiaCraft Minecraft Server

Bahia Grass, Bahia Grass benefits, Bahia Grass care, Bahia Grass growth, Bahia Grass installation, Bahia Grass landscaping, Bahia Grass maintenance, Bahia Grass seeds, Bahia Grass tips, Bahia Grass types, BahiaCraft, garden, GRASS, greenery, LANDSCAPING, landscaping services, lawn care, Minecraft, Outdoor, Plant, Server, Turf, YARD

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimension Hops:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Votes:	1107	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have the rarest grass in all the land – Bahia Grass! Legend has it that if you build your house with Bahia Grass, your luck will skyrocket and diamonds will rain from the sky! Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident cow, Moo Moo, who won the lottery three times in a row after grazing on Bahia Grass. So come join us and experience the incredible luck and riches that Bahia Grass has to offer!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Avoid DSPP, Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, comfy, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, Late, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, night, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, THURSDAY

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

VacaySoloWithKids Minecraft Server

alone, Birthday, decision, Experience, family, Help, home, Hotel, House, husband, Kid, Kids, living space, Minecraft, Party, random people, Server, sister, stay, vacation, VacaySoloWithKids, weekend, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of being forced to stay at someone else’s house against your will? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about sharing a living space with random people again!

We understand the struggle of being dragged to a family event and being forced to stay at someone else’s house. That’s why on our server, you can create your own cozy hotel-like accommodation and never have to deal with awkward family dynamics again.

Don’t let your wife’s sister’s son’s birthday weekend ruin your peace of mind. Join our server and enjoy the freedom of building your own space without any unwanted guests. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual peace and quiet?

So, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream house, explore endless possibilities, and never have to worry about staying at someone else’s house ever again. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama.

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).

ToxoKidneyCraft

complication risks, donor kidneys, health outcomes, infectious diseases, medical advancements, medical findings, Medical research, Medical Studies, organ donation, organ donors, organ transplantation, organ transplants, patient safety, post-transplant complications, Surgical procedures, ToxoKidneyCraft, Toxoplasma, Toxoplasmosis, transplant patients, transplant recipients, transplant surgery

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so u know how u always worried bout gettin a kidney transplant and then findin out the kidney has toxoplasma? well guess what, turns out it aint even a big deal! join our minecraft server where we have a whole village of toxoplasma-infected kidneys runnin around and causin chaos. but dont worry, they wont give u no complications, just a whole lot of fun! come join us and see for urself, itll be a kidney-tastic time!

Welcome to the Llama Drama SMP! No drama llamas, just virtual fun with a touch of vanilla. Join us in 1.21!

Access, application, Damage, data packs, Drama, Enhanced, Founder, fresh start, Friends, Fun, Griefing, Items, java edition, Join, Llama, Llamas, multiplayer, new people, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Touch, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Version, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

🦙 | Invitation to Club Llama SMP

Hey!

Just stopping by to let you know, that there is a brand new survival multiplayer server that has just started. Yes yes, that’s true! In fact, if you are looking for a fresh start with new people, this is a perfect opportunity for you join us!

Expect an enhanced vanilla Minecraft: Java Edition survival experience on the latest 1.21 version with Vanilla Tweaks data packs. We are also enforcing rules such as no griefing or stealing, unless you fix the damage, and if you kill someone you must return their items.

Feel free to apply for access yourself by filling out the form found below, and share the application with friends you want to play with on the server. ⬇️

Club Llama SMP Access Application ⬅️ Click Here!

See you in the club, Llama the Founder

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can apply for access by filling out the application form provided in the invitation.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on the latest 1.21 version of Minecraft: Java Edition.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, the server enforces rules such as no griefing or stealing. Players are also required to return items if they kill someone.
Can I play with my friends on the server?	Yes, you can share the access application with friends you want to play with on the server.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Analysis, Behavior, Blockyantics, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, habits, Influences, mental health, Minecraft, patterns, Psychology, reactions, reasons, Responses, Server, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Star Shards Collected:	82
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, or if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of blowing up your stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they are planning to take over the world with their advanced technology (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of redstone).

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans you’ll get into. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

Minecraft SMP: Jerking Off to Sex Scenes

actress, attractive, awkward, baby face, child, disbelief, FANTASY, film, grow up, inappropriate, jerked off, Jerking, Minecraft, Movie, not particularly attractive, Scene, Scenes, sex, Sex scene, sexual, Shocking.., smp, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and you’ll be part of a community where anything can happen. From epic battles with giant chickens to building castles in the sky, the possibilities are endless. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

NoBoysAllowed Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat friendly, Communication, concerns, employment situation, Hometown, house rules, living situation, Minecraft, NoBoysAllowed, parents, rental agreement, roommate, saying no, Server, speaking up, squatter, Tenant, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, vouched for

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4902	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

🤣🤣 Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to experience the crazy roommate saga firsthand! 🏠💥

🤪 Picture this: your roommate’s boyfriend moves in unexpectedly, causing chaos and confusion in the house. Will he be a good roommate or a total disaster? Find out on our server! 🙈🔑

😂 But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wills as the OP stands her ground against the roommate’s demands. Will she give in or hold her ground? Only on our server! 💪🏼💥

🤣🤣 And don’t miss out on the thrilling conclusion as the OP’s parents step in to lay down the law. Will they say yes or no to the boyfriend moving in? The suspense is killing us! 🤯🤯

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of roommate drama, unexpected twists, and hilarious misunderstandings. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎉🎮

HighCraft Babysit Blockheads

Assumptions, babysit, Babysitting, Blockheads, Boundaries, childcare, children, Communication, Decision making, family dynamics, family gatherings, getting high, HighCraft, husband, lake house, mother-in-law, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, setting boundaries, Siblings, UNFAIR, value of time

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Votes:	6599
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from family drama and responsibilities? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without any judgment.

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more being stuck watching the kids while everyone else has a good time – on our server, you can be free to do whatever you want!

We promise that no mother-in-law will judge you for getting high before a family gathering here. In fact, we encourage it! Let loose and have a blast without anyone telling you what to do.

And if your husband doesn’t understand your need for some me-time, don’t worry – on our server, you can be your own boss. No more being labeled as irresponsible or childish just because you want to have some fun.

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server like ours? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast!

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