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  • Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

    Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.

    If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

    Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

    FinlandCraft: USA’s Backup Plan

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Finnish government can’t seem to figure out what’s going on! Join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand as we navigate through legal troubles and questionable treaties.

    Our server is so wild that even the Finlands minister of defense had to travel all the way to the USA just to sign a treaty, only to have it thrown around like a hot potato by the justice department. Who needs clear terms when you can have drama and confusion instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready to vote on whether or not the treaty will actually be legally binding, because why not add some democracy into the mix? Will it be in effect by September 2024, or will it be thrown out faster than a creeper explosion?

    And don’t forget about Article 6, 11, and 12 – they’re so controversial that they might as well be straight out of a conspiracy theory. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so entangled in political drama?

    So come on down to our server for a truly unique experience that even a Russian troll would find hard to believe. Join now and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for any American soldiers causing trouble in Finland, because apparently that’s a possibility too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ScreamCraft!

    ScreamCraft!

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyIranExeCraze2024

    BlockyIranExeCraze2024

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Toebob SMP

    The Toebob SMP

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    Toebob SMP Server Overview

    Features Description
    Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
    An (in-the-works) shopping district For all your shopping needs
    Active player base Join a thriving community

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

    We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

    How can I join the server?

    You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

    Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

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    Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

    Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

    Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyDetention

    BlockyDetention

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    Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

    Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

    So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

    CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

    RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

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    Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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