unconscious physics Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!

ball throwing, brain capabilities, brain power, brain processing, BrainyCraft, calculations, cognitive abilities, complex calculations, Fails, force application, human brain, mental calculations, numerical assignments, physics calculations, PHYSICS., powerful computers, self driving cars, self-driving technology, trajectory calculation, unconscious physics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

Blood & Thunder Minecraft Server

Adventure, Band, Blood, blood and thunder, CREW, frens, hearties, jolly roger, Loot, Mateys, Minecraft, pillage, Pirates, plunder, plundering, sailing, sea shanty, SEAS, Server, Ship, Swashbuckling, thunder, Treasure, yo ho ho

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Ahoy mateys! Come join our Minecraft server where we sail the high seas, plundering and pillaging like true pirates! We’ve got a merry band of Frens who will split their lungs with blood and thunder just to make sure you have a good time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids who will trade you diamonds for fish! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that will transport you to a land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride on a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, me hearties! Yo ho ho and a bottle of…uh, potion of invisibility!

Ex Outfit Drama Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, blended families, child’s birthday, co parenting, Communication, CoParenting, custody arrangements, daughter’s birthday, Drama, ex, ex-partner, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, matching outfits, Minecraft, Motherhood, Outfit, parental responsibilities, parenting, relationships, Server, social expectations

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4275
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my ex showed up to our daughter’s birthday party wearing the same outfit as me and our son.

Picture this: you log in to the server and find yourself in the middle of a virtual party where everyone is wearing matching outfits except for one angry player who feels left out. Will you be the peacemaker who calms the virtual storm, or will you stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret subliminal messages hidden in every block, waiting for you to uncover their true meaning. Can you decode the cryptic messages scattered throughout the virtual world?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where even the simplest outfit choice can lead to a virtual showdown of epic proportions. Who knew building blocks could be so dramatic?

Dad’sMistressMinecraftMadness

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, bullying, child, Communication, Confrontation, DadsMistressMinecraftMadness, Disrespect, Divorce, emotional trauma, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, guilt trip, Manipulation, parental conflict, pregnancy reveal, reconciliation, Siblings, stepmother

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Towns Built:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Votes:	7654
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Imagine a world where your dad has an affair with your mom’s best friend Cheryl. Now imagine Cheryl trying to manipulate you into loving her so your siblings won’t hate her. Crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better.

You’ll have the chance to roleplay as the baby of the family, the “favorite” who gets caught in the middle of a messy divorce. Will you choose to stay with mom or dad? Will you make life hell for Cheryl and your dad? The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event where you can refuse to be part of a pregnancy reveal and ignore texts from your dad. Plus, you’ll have the opportunity to confront Cheryl at the mall and tell her off in front of everyone. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCupid’sLoveLand

Boundaries, communication skills, CraftyCupidsLoveLand, dating advice, emotional intelligence, growth, healthy relationships, Honesty, love, Maturity, navigating emotions, peer pressure, personal development, Respect, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, social norms, teenage relationships, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1030
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where you can date in Minecraft! That’s right, find your pixelated soulmate and build a love shack together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes?

Join our server for a chance to meet your virtual crush and go on romantic adventures together. Need a pick-up line to impress that special someone? How about, “Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world.” Smooth, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally drink it yourself! Trust us, you don’t want to end up in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft dating server today and let the love (and the lava) flow! Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after.

CraftyCamaroonQueen

Brenda Biya, Cameroon president’s daughter, CraftyCamaroonQueen, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ advocacy, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ progress, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Same sex relationship

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol imagine a server where Brenda Biya’s same-sex relationship drama is the main plot line. like, you gotta help her navigate through the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with her love life. join this server for the ultimate drama and gossip, plus we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for extra fun. come join the chaos and see if you can help Brenda find true love in the pixelated world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious drama!

HomoCraft: Love is Love

acceptance, Bisexual, Diversity, Gay, Gender Identity, HomoCraft, homophiliac, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love, love is love, Nonbinary, pride, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret club for chickens who can rap!

if u join our server, u will instantly become the coolest kid on the block. people will be lining up to be ur friend, and u might even get a virtual high five from Notch himself!

oh, and did i mention that our server is home to the rarest item in all of minecraft? it’s called the “unicorn poop sword” and it has the power to make all ur enemies explode into rainbows and glitter. trust me, it’s epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in the world of minecraft! oh, and remember, “homosexual is interchangeable with homophiliac.” don’t ask me what that means, just join the server and find out for urself!

ZzzCraft: Slightly Bland NON-P2W Factions

Abilities, bedrock, bland, border, Community, Currency, Discord, Environment, faction-based, Factions, gameplay, Minecraft, Nonp2w, Server, slightly, strategy, teamwork, Trade, Vanilla, ZzzCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	65	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594
Server Trailer	Watch Here

Server Features

True Vanilla+ Factions
TNT Disabled
World Border
Ability Items
No Currency

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/QFQDu5rdWu

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is currently running on version 1.20.6
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience
Are there any special gameplay features?	Yes, there are unique twists such as Ability Items and a World Border

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPanic, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	2617

Join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened after this picture was taken! Rumor has it that the player who built that giant chicken statue accidentally brought it to life and now it’s terrorizing the entire server. Will you be able to stop the clucking chaos and save the day? Or will you be too busy trying to ride the giant chicken like a majestic steed? Join now and embark on the most egg-citing adventure of your Minecraft life!

ShonCraft Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Husbands, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schedule link, schizo loli, Server, shitposters, ShonCraft, twitch, twitch links, twitter, Twitter links, VOD, YouTube links

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	766756
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli in all of cyberspace! Join us for a chance to hang out with her many husbands and witness the madness unfold.

But that’s not all – we’ve got links to all of Fallenshadow’s online personas, from her Twitch channel to her ASMR YouTube videos. And don’t forget about Ribbon Cage, the mysterious YouTube channel that will leave you questioning reality.

Need a break from the chaos? Check out our Twitter feeds, including Nise Menhera and Otis, for a dose of sanity (or as close as you can get in this madhouse).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as eccentric and entertaining as this one? Dive into the madness and see for yourself – just remember to ignore, report, and hide the shitposters along the way. Trust us, it’s easier than trying to tame a creeper!

DisaBanterCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DisaBanterCraft, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, flatmate, Frustration, Girlfriend, Glasses, Labels, legally blind, Maturity, offensive, patronizing, Rude, sensitivity, social etiquette, terminology, Understanding, wheelchair

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8139	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Farms Harvested:	274	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who are “wheelchair bound”! But don’t worry, we won’t actually bind you to a wheelchair in the game (unless you want us to, we’re not judging).

Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.

So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?