Unconscious MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sperm Wars: Partner Rivalry

sperm concentration, intercourse, Jealousy, evolutionary biology, male psychology

SO, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIKE NO OTHER SERVER OUT THERE. WHY, U ASK? WELL, BECAUSE ON DIS SERVER, UR SPERM WILL BECOME SUPER CHARGED. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT.

WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY SCIENTIFIC STUFF GOING ON HERE. APPARENTLY, IF U THINK UR PARTNER IS GONNA HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES, UR SPERM GETS ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO FIGHT.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE THE MOST BADASS SPERM IN ALL OF MINECRAFT, JOIN US. U’LL BE SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SUPER SPERM, READY TO TAKE ON ANY CHALLENGE.

COME ON, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY BABIES TOGETHER.

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HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, enticing, seductive, Unconscious, Romantic

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

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Brain Face Recognition Fun

Unconscious, Psychology, Memory, Fun, face

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

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Pixel Rope Minecraft Server

painless death, noose, self harm, EUTHANASIA, rope

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most insane respawn feature ever – just like in real life! Tie a 12mm polypropylene rope to a wardrobe pole, do some heavy breathing, put on the noose, and pass out for a painless death experience. It’s like a respawn button, but with a twist! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge and see if you can respawn like a pro. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games!

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Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

symbol, Interpretation, Analysis, supermarket, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Blinking Blocks Server

Relaxation, Sensory, REST, Reflex, blocks

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees! we have a secret hidden village where villagers ride on llamas and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.

our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, but don’t worry, he’s friendly to players who bring him seeds.

we have a custom minigame called “sheep bowling” where you launch sheep into a field of creepers and try to knock them all down before they explode. it’s a blast!

oh, and did we mention that you can blink with your eyes closed on this server? it’s a game-changer, trust us.

so come join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable adventures on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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NarcanCraft: Sister’s BF Edition

Boyfriend, face, Unconscious, Drugs, ambulance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s drug-induced adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and excitement.

Just like my sister’s unpredictable behavior, our server will keep you on your toes. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next – from building giant statues of narcan to battling zombie drug addicts in pixelated form.

And just like how I saved the day with narcan, you’ll have the chance to be a hero on our server. Whether it’s rescuing fellow players from lava pits or fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword, there’s always an opportunity to be a lifesaver.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation crazier than my sister claiming she’s just “exghausted” from not sleeping for days. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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ClubCraft911

club bathroom, ambulance, EMBARRASSING, Traumatizing, Safety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

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SleepCraft: Dream or Die

REST, mortality, control, biology, Consciousness

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the tyranny of your own brain! our server is so lit, your brain will be too busy having a rave party to keep you asleep!

imagine building your dream castle while your brain is too busy trying to figure out how to dance the macarena in your dreams.

we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, your brain won’t know what hit it! join now and show your brain who’s boss on our wacky minecraft server!

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ModPFC Makeover: Unconscious Beauty Boost

Medial Prefrontal Cortex, Conscious Awareness, neuroscience, Unconscious, Unconscious Processing

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will literally change ur perception of attractiveness without u even knowing it! how crazy is that?

imagine building ur dream house while ur brain is being modulated in the medial prefrontal cortex. u won’t even know what hit u, but suddenly everything will look 10 times more attractive. u’ll be like, “wow, that block of dirt is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen!”

not only that, but this server is filled with the most insane stories u’ll ever hear. like, did u know that the creepers on this server are actually secret agents working for the government? they’re not trying to blow u up, they’re just trying to gather intel on ur building skills.

so come join us on this crazy, mind-bending server. who knows what u’ll discover about urself and ur perception of attractiveness. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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