ToiletCraft: Where Shit Gets Real

bathroom, EMBARRASSING, Foreskin, gap, glitches, hygiene, mandatory piss, mishap, no toilet paper, pants, Poop, Prepare, real, Seat, Shit, Sitting, Stream, TOILET, ToiletCraft, underneath, wipe, worst experience

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	922
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Items Found:	6413	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mines Excavated:	3854	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a stream shooting upwards and hitting your pants while sitting on the toilet!

Join us for mandatory piss first events where you never know what glitchy surprises await, like your foreskin glitching out in the most unexpected ways.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!

Blocky Boner Ban: NO Sex Allowed!

ABSTINENCE, abstinence movement, Allowed, Ban, blocky, boner, Celibacy, do not have sex, Human Behavior, Moral values, no sex, population control, relationships, reproductive health, self-control, sex, sexual activity restrictions, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual ethics, sexual health, sexual responsibility, sexual restraint, societal norms, stop fucking

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is INSANE!

Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to riding on flying pigs, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a strict rule: NO SEX ALLOWED. That’s right, we’re here to play Minecraft, not get busy with each other. Trust us, you’ll thank us for it.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s create some EPIC memories together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and be worshipped by all the other players. The possibilities are endless!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where INDIE Gamers Go Crazy!

Attempt, Backlash, controversy, Copy, crazy, criticism, Gamers, Gaming, gutter, indie, indie games, Industry, losing minds, nes classic, OK, originality, Pandemonium, people, Pirate, pixelated, Quality, SNES, Standards, trend

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Animals Bred:	147	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of boring indie games that make you want to pirate them just to feel something? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you forget all about those lame indie games.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you question why anyone would settle for anything less than pure Minecraft madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Votes:	6167
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

antidepressants, anxiety, coping strategies, CREEPERS, depression, HappyCraft, insomnia, medication, medication management, medication side effects, medication timing, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Prozac, self harm, self-care, Sleep, SSRIs, SUICIDE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Enchantments Applied:	202

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

animation, Anime, anime fans, anime industry, AnimeCraft, art, blocks, creativity, Digital Media, Entertainment, Future, future of anime, futuristic, imagination, innovation, Japanese culture, speculation, storytelling, streaming, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1232	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

WienerCraft

bavaria, berlin, Black Forest, DEUTSCHLAAAAAAAAAND, deutschland, Deutschland flag, Deutschland soccer team, Deutschland tourism, Deutschland über alles, Deutschlandlied, european history, European travel, frankfurt, German culture, german language, germany, Munich, oktoberfest, Rhine River, WienerCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Characters, Drama, Edition, emotions, Entertainment, juliet, love, Minecraft, ONLINE, Performance, relationship, romance, romeo, Shakespeare, Story, streaming, Tragedy, twitch, virtual, virtual reality, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	198	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

36, Adventures, CraftyThreads, Epic, long trail tag, Thread, thread 36, unravel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3924	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crops Grown:	5269	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	268

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FrostyFuntime: Snowball Shenanigans #183

Android, asmr, Banners, cherno, egs, Event, Friends Form, FrostyFuntime, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, PC, Resource Pastebin, Roguelike Event, Shenanigans, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowg, Steam, Unit Capture Gameplay, Wave Defense

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7, also known as the “Gradient of Souls” update.

Watch our hilarious ASMR video on YouTube where we showcase the new features: Click here

Check it out here

Platforms available: Android, iOS, and PC (but PC is recommended for the ultimate experience). Download the game from our main site: Get it now

Current and upcoming events include a Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the exciting “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay, and the heart-pounding “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us for the upcoming “Endless” Battle where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs. It’s a wild ride, trust us.

Don’t miss out on our current and upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, Tess, and more. It’s a gacha lover’s dream come true!

And let’s not forget about the new outfits available for your favorite characters. From the “Apprentice Maid” look for Cherno to the “Merry-in-Exile” outfit for Tess, we’ve got it all.

Join our community on the /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and fill out the Friends Form to connect with other players. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of Cherno Janny Edition Version 1.7 and let the fun begin!

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