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””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	251	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mines Excavated:	4535	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

SSMP: A Vanilla-ish Server for the Unwhitelisted, Uncomplicated Players

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	13869	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

SSMP Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Set Homes	2 /sethomes + bed
Spawn Access	Easy /spawn access
Server Infrastructure	Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare Drops	Rare head drops
Economy	Physical and active player-based economy
Gameplay Rules	Gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted

Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, as long as the mods do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

2. Are there any specific building rules?

We encourage players to build freely, as long as it follows our simple rules and doesn’t disrupt others’ gameplay.

3. How can I join the server’s events?

Keep an eye on our discord server for announcements on upcoming events and how to participate.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in consequences.

BlockyBrainiacs

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is like a magical land where even the most challenging tasks are a piece of cake. Want to build a massive castle in one day? No problem! Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? Easy peasy! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Easy Life Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and zombies every time you step foot in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server offers LIFE MODE: Easy!

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up, and zombies are actually just misunderstood villagers in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect eggs and craft your own diamonds?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of him building giant pixel art of his own face.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything is easy, even mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	156
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is as simple as stealing diamonds from a baby zombie!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our blocky bash.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of spleef. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s as simple as crafting a wooden pickaxe…but with way more explosions and shenanigans.

Smithereens Reboot VS Hypixel

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crops Grown:	4910	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	787

Hypixel	Smithereens Reboot
Large player base	Nostalgic vanilla experience
Custom minigames	Economy system
Frequent updates	Player-run shops
Complex mods and resource packs	Simple and easy to play

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out from other servers?	Hypixel has custom minigames and a large player base, making it one of the most popular servers in Minecraft.
Is Hypixel constantly updating its content?	Yes, Hypixel frequently releases updates and new games to keep players engaged.
Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?	Some players may find the complex mods and resource packs overwhelming.

Smithereens Reboot FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the main appeal of Smithereens Reboot?	Smithereens offers a nostalgic vanilla experience with an economy system and player-run shops.
Is Smithereens easy to play for new players?	Yes, Smithereens is designed to be simple and accessible for all players.
Is there a large community on Smithereens?	While not as large as Hypixel, Smithereens has a dedicated player base that enjoys the pure Minecraft experience it offers.

Crafty McCraftface: Where decisions are as easy as pie!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchantments Applied:	196	Towns Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties (they’ve got some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons too).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers!

CheaterBustersMC

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	5661	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

CraftyCrushesMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9261	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	616	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7655
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Villages Defended:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	4991	Towns Built:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	642	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	3620	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Votes:	4590
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!