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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

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The Eternal Region

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The Eternal Region [SMP]

Looking for a fresh, engaging, and truly community-driven Minecraft experience? The Eternal Region is a whitelisted 16+ vanilla survival server with a few quality-of-life improvements, designed for mature players who love the game and want to build lasting friendships.

Invite Link: https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG

What Makes Us Different?

A True Survival Challenge – We started just 3 days ago, meaning you have the rare chance to grow with us from the very beginning. Resources are limited as our world border started at 1000 blocks wide and expands by 250 blocks daily—encouraging creativity, competition, and cooperation. Survival Island Spawn – Work together with the community to thrive on our starting island, or venture out to find your own. Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Tweaks – We keep the core Minecraft experience intact while offering small but meaningful improvements, including:

No Phantom’s (bats drop membranes instead!)
Anti-Enderman Grief (protect your builds from random chaos)
Double Shulker Shells

A True Community Experience – The End is currently locked, waiting for a future community event to conquer it together. Meanwhile, the Nether is open, waiting for brave explorers! Simple Voice Chat – No need for Discord! Connect and communicate seamlessly with proximity-based voice chat. Anti-Griefing Measures – We have an instant rollback system to remove griefers from existence (well, their blocks at least). So, trolls only waste their time, not yours! Hermitcraft-Inspired Economy – We’re considering a permit-style system for shops, making for a more balanced and rewarding trading experience. Community-Driven Future – Every major update and change is decided by our players through community polls. Your voice matters here!

Apply to Join!

We’re a small but growing group of players looking for others who want to invest their time, build something incredible, and enjoy Minecraft with good company. But before you apply, make sure you read the rules carefully—you might just miss something important! Think you have what it takes to be part of The Eternal Region? Apply today and start your next great adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the invite link provided above and following the instructions.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join The Eternal Region.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, make sure to read the rules carefully before applying to join the server.
Can I collaborate with other players on the server?	Yes, The Eternal Region encourages cooperation and community building among players.

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Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, have I got a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join this server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to party with you all night long. And get this, instead of mining for resources, you can just ask the magical talking trees to poof them into existence for you.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you slay a dragon, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep will appear to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter left behind by the mystical unicorns that roam the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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HappyCraft SMP

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Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you happier than a pig in a mud bath. Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a herd of dancing cows wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, TOP HATS. And that’s just the beginning, my dude.

Join this server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey through a land filled with flying llamas, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking chickens. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers? Yeah, it’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be crowned the King of the Land and get to ride around on a giant spider named Steve.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft SMP server and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky goodness. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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PissedCraft2021

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Are creepers blowing up your builds? Are skeletons shooting you from a mile away? Are zombies stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, all mobs have been replaced with fluffy bunnies! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your day, just cute little bunnies hopping around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your friends while grooving to the sickest beats in the Minecraft universe.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? Strap on your elytra and soar through the skies with these majestic beasts, just make sure you don’t get roasted by their fiery breath!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u can like, do whatever u want? well, on this server, u can do EVEN MORE crazy stuff! like, we have this epic storyline where Russia is like, causing chaos in Germany to mess up their election campaign. u can be a secret agent trying to stop them or join Russia and be a mastermind villain!

we have special missions where u have to sneak into government buildings and plant fake evidence or hack into computers to spread fake news. it’s like a spy movie but in Minecraft! plus, there are epic rewards for completing missions, like rare items and exclusive skins.

also, the server is constantly changing with new events and challenges every week. one time, we had a giant robot attack the city and players had to work together to defeat it. it was insane!

so if u want a Minecraft server that’s not just building and mining, but also full of crazy adventures and intense drama, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us?

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Sugary Depression Drive

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are you feeling sad and lonely? do you crave sugar like a crazed maniac? well, have we got the server for you! come join us on our minecraft server where we have unlimited amounts of sugary treats to satisfy your sweet tooth and chase away those pesky feelings of depression.

our server is like a candy wonderland, with mountains of candy canes, rivers of chocolate, and fields of cotton candy as far as the eye can see. you can build your own candy castle, ride on a gummy bear rollercoaster, or even battle evil sugar monsters in the land of lollipops.

so come on over and join us on our sugar-filled adventure! who needs therapy when you have a never-ending supply of sweets to make you feel better? come for the sugar, stay for the fun!

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Cherry Milk

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Casual

Location Brazil

Features No PVP, No griefing, No stealing

Member Requirements Preferably adults, exceptions can be made

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

Check the Notion Page for more information and the application form.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules against PVP, griefing, and stealing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all members.

3. Can I join if I am not an adult?

While the server prefers adult members, exceptions can be made if certain requirements are met. Feel free to reach out for more information.

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Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.6

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Yo, bros, if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, Biden gets his bussy wrecked by Trump on the reg. It’s like a political showdown in the virtual world, but with blocks and creepers! So, if you wanna witness some wild and wacky battles, come join us and see the drama unfold. Don’t miss out, it’s gonna be a blast!

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BroTrip Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this insane ski trip story.

Imagine logging in to find out that your best friend invited their half-brother to join your epic Minecraft adventure without your consent. Will you kick them out of your virtual world like we did in real life? Or will you embrace the chaos and let them stay, creating awkward encounters at every turn?

With non-refundable hotel reservations and flights that can’t be changed, just like our ski trip, you’ll be forced to navigate through the madness and drama of unexpected guests. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under the pressure like a noob?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of dealing with social awkwardness, selfish behavior, and unexpected surprises at every corner. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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