uncommon insult Minecraft Servers

uncommon insult Minecraft Servers

  • InsultCraft Minecraft Server

    InsultCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 8836
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell” or “you’re ugly”? Well, look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be insulted in ways you never thought possible! Join us and prepare to be roasted by our team of professional insult artists who will leave you questioning your very existence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman Army, a group of pig-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious bacon reserves. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the back of a mighty pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Legend has it that this feathered fiend lays explosive eggs and has a taste for player flesh. Will you be brave enough to face off against this fearsome fowl?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience insults, pig-riding warriors, and explosive chickens like never before!

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6054
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 4447
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 9901
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3788 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 803
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2914
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Falling into the Void: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Votes: 3478
    Runes Activated: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 4988
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 200 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6750
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Potions Brewed: 183 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4267
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2226
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dimension Hops: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1818
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

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    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

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