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WeirdButHarmless – Minecraft SMP
non-NSFW activities, bizarre hobbies, unusual fascinations, WeirdButHarmless, unconventional interestsBro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons, and it was wild, man. And get this, the owner is a talking potato who can fly. I know, right? So if you’re into weird but harmless stuff like that, you gotta join our server. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. It’s like a llama rave down there, bro. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and fun Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this party started! -
CraftyUnicorns
uncommon hobbies, idiosyncratic behaviors, peculiar customs, quirky tendencies, distinctive routinesDo you spend your days herding llamas in a virtual world? Do you have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? Are you the undisputed champion of cow tipping in Minecraft? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are, and we guarantee you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky creepers! -
CraftyCreeperLand
Join our Minecraft server and discover the joy of underwater basket weaving! Yes, you heard that right – we have a whole underwater basket weaving competition on our server. Dive deep into the ocean, gather seaweed and coral, and weave the most epic basket you’ve ever seen. The winner gets a pet dolphin to ride around on while they show off their underwater weaving skills.But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that underwater basket weaving and underground disco parties could be so much fun?
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SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!
SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview: SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community. Season: Seventh season launched on July 5th Website: https://map.spudcraft.org/ FAQ
What is SpudCraft? SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community. What does SpudCraft offer? - Trust-based diamond economy system
- /spawn command for easy return to spawn
- Simple voice chat mod
- Essential datapacks for vanilla experience
- 15-year-old age requirement
- Kind, mature, and interactive community
- Collaborative build projects and events
- BlueMap for world exploration
- Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft? SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old. How can I join SpudCraft? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe -
SluttyCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.
And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!
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CryptoCraft SMP – “HODLing Blocks: Minecraft SMP”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We once had a player who bought a diamond pickaxe for $2.5 and suddenly became the richest player on the server. Legend has it that they never looked back and lost track of time, spending hours upon hours mining for more precious diamonds.But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a group of friendly creepers who will trade with you for emeralds. Join us on this wild ride and let us redpill you on the true meaning of Minecraft madness!
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BabyCraftBattles
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister naming her baby Savery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and excitement that rivals this family feud.We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – just like the plot of this post. From changing baby names to heated text message exchanges, our server is full of unexpected surprises.
And just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate through tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you stand up for what you believe in, even if it means facing backlash from your sister’s boyfriend? Or will you keep the peace and avoid getting involved in the drama?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual conflict resolution like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?
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KindCraftSMP – Kindness from a Stranger
So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building your epic castle on this wild Minecraft SMP, when suddenly a random player comes up to you and hands you a diamond sword with the words “For the epic battles ahead, my friend”. Turns out, this player was actually a secret agent from the Diamond Sword Guild, on a mission to spread joy and chaos in the land of blocks.But that’s not all – another time, you were lost in the Nether, about to be devoured by a pack of angry zombie pigmen, when out of nowhere a player swoops in on a flying pig and rescues you, shouting “Fear not, for I am the Pigman Whisperer, here to save the day!”. Turns out, this player had a special bond with the pigmen and they owed him a favor or two.
And let’s not forget the time when a group of players organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate your birthday, complete with exploding creepers and flying llamas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter, friendship, and a whole lot of chaos.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where kindness, absurdity, and epic adventures reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the craziest blocky community you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky moments await you in this land of endless possibilities!
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BlockyBabesCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by former porn stars who know all the juiciest secrets of the industry! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous gossip, epic builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous adult film director who will help you build the most epic redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. So come on, join us and uncover the hidden world of the porn industry in Minecraft! -
BridgeWars Minecraft Server
military alliances, Russia-Ukraine relations, eastern europe, infrastructure destruction, GeopoliticsYo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Ukraine straight up takes down bridges and cuts off Russian forces? It’s like a real-life battle happening in the game, but with blocks and stuff. Join this server if you wanna be a part of the action and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russian forces. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of such a crazy and intense storyline in Minecraft? So come on, join now and be a hero in this epic virtual war!