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1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they can do a mean cha-cha slide during downtime.
2. We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers – they love to boogie down too!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Rorke’s Mrs Edish, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find her secret lair. Some say she’s a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and jaw-dropping structures. The winner gets a pet rainbow sheep that poops diamonds – talk about a win-win!
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