Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back. True story.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But here’s the kicker – when you refuse to cater to her bizarre requests, she goes off on you, calling you a “brokie” (whatever that means in Minecraft language). Like, excuse me, I’m just here to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons, not be your cigarette delivery service.
So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected encounters and drama that even soap operas would envy, come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Just remember to bring your own virtual cigarettes, because we don’t cater to entitled players here.
