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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9808 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like crack but for gamers, I swear. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond block as a prize. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to not explode. It’s wild, man.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Yeah, it’s our mascot. And every full moon, it comes to life and does a little dance. It’s the craziest thing you’ll ever see, I promise.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a cult, but with more llamas.
