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  • JobWinNoPayBillsLOL

    JobWinNoPayBillsLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your virtual real estate skills more than your real-life finances! Join us and show off your building prowess without worrying about anyone asking you to fund their in-game bills.

    Imagine a world where you can buy run-down blocks, fix them up with your creativity, and rent them out to other players. No nosy sales assistants interrogating you about your Minecraft income here!

    Don’t worry about anyone sliding into your DMs asking for virtual rent money. On our server, the only thing you’ll be funding is your own epic builds.

    So come join us and leave the real-world financial drama behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to virtual success without anyone expecting you to foot their virtual bills. Let’s block and roll!

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  • PhotobombMomDelete

    PhotobombMomDelete
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take creepy photos of you while you sleep in your bra! Unlike some people’s moms, we respect your privacy and boundaries.

    Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can build, explore, and not have to worry about anyone snapping pics of you in compromising positions. Plus, we have a strict no-dad-being-inappropriate policy, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable encounters.

    So come join us and leave all the drama behind. We may not have blacked out bras in our photos, but we do have plenty of adventures waiting for you in our virtual world. See you there!

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  • Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server

    Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with condescending players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild and hilarious time that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!

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  • RedstoneCycleTracker

    RedstoneCycleTracker
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship knows no bounds! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best buddy, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot. But wait, there’s a twist – your buddy has been secretly tracking your every move, just like that time M tracked his friend’s periods on a mysterious app. Who knew Minecraft could get so wild?

    Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next. From unexpected alliances to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always watch your back – you never know who might be keeping tabs on your every move.

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  • WeedCraft Minecraft Server

    WeedCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as getting high with your roommate’s underage daughter? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where anything goes, just like how anything goes in that house with the dad and daughter duo. Explore vast landscapes, build epic structures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret weed farm (just kidding…or are we?).

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about the ethics of getting a kid high. Will you be the voice of reason or will you join in on the madness? The choice is yours.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as crazy and unpredictable as this one? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime (or at least until the next server update). See you there!

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  • GymCraft Minecraft Server

    GymCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

    Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

    So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

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  • CraftyNahOutMoment

    CraftyNahOutMoment
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to scream “Nah, I’m out”? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us for a date with adventure, where you can build your dream world and escape from all those cringey moments. Say goodbye to awkward small talk and hello to epic battles with creepers and zombies. Who needs romance when you have diamonds and redstone? Join us now and never have a “Nah, I’m out” moment again!

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  • Wedding Drama Craft

    Wedding Drama Craft
    Are you tired of attending boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own outrageous wedding scenarios!

    Picture this: you’re about to say “I do” to your pixelated partner when suddenly, a controversial conservative influencer crashes the wedding, spouting off ridiculous statements about block rights and trying to pass legislation to limit the rights of villagers. Will you stand up for your virtual LGBTQ+ friends or let chaos reign supreme?

    With our server, you can roleplay wild wedding scenarios, confront entitled NPCs, and show off your open-mindedness in the face of pixelated adversity. Don’t miss out on the drama – join now and make your Minecraft wedding the talk of the block!

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  • CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong

    CraftyRoomiesGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected roommates or awkward romantic entanglements!

    Join us and leave behind the stress of being expected to financially support everyone around you. On our server, the only thing you’ll be expected to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs. No surprise fifth roommates here!

    So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t have to worry about breaking the news to anyone or blowing up any friendships. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun awaits you!

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  • AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

    AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

    But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

    So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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