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  • RubbedTheWrongWayCraft

    RubbedTheWrongWayCraft
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?

    but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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  • AutisticAvengersMC

    AutisticAvengersMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your social skills and test your patience? Look no further than our server, where we assign seating just like your daughter’s school!

    Join our server and get randomly seated next to players with all sorts of quirks and personalities. From the loud, talkative player who never stops typing in chat to the player who can’t seem to figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe, you’ll never know who you’ll be sitting next to next!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a “positive role model” feature, where players are randomly selected to be a guiding light for those who may need a little extra help. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to teach someone how to build their first house or tame their first wolf!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of assigned seating in Minecraft. Who knew virtual seating arrangements could be so entertaining? Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of sitting next to your very own “Connor”!

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus and screamed so loud that your neighbors thought you were being attacked by a pack of wild llamas? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those embarrassing moments in a virtual world where anything is possible!

    Join us for a chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or even challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off! With our wacky community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just end up accidentally turning your best friend into a block of cheese…but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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  • NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server

    NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone behaves? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos just like the story of Sharon, the ultimate classmate from hell!

    – Get ready for unexpected bathroom visits from your fellow players, showing off their fashion faux pas with pride!
    – Experience the thrill of having your arm fat squeezed and called cute, whether you like it or not!
    – Feel the love with random “I love you” declarations that may or may not lead to fainting spells if not reciprocated!
    – Jam out with strangers who invite themselves to your virtual house for impromptu music sessions, whether you play the guitar or not!
    – Witness live performances in the middle of class, even with the strictest teacher around, because rules are meant to be broken!
    – Discover the secret to flawless skin with the revolutionary acne treatment of slathering saliva on your face, endorsed by our very own pre med student!

    Join now and be a part of a community where snitches get stitches, unflattering comments about the admin are shared freely, and uncomfortable encounters are just a seat change away. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join our server today!

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  • UncleCreepBlock

    UncleCreepBlock
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing a bed with strangers is strictly prohibited!

    Join us for a three-day getaway filled with block parties and family reunions. But beware, you may be asked to sleep next to an old man or even an uncle you’ve never met before. Don’t worry, our server rules allow you to refuse and make arrangements to sleep with friends instead.

    Experience the thrill of navigating awkward family dynamics and standing up for your comfort in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even end up having to make a tough decision between sleeping next to a cousin or a relative.

    So come join us on our server, where you can escape real-life family drama and create your own hilarious stories in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, trust is key, especially when it comes to sharing a bed with virtual strangers.

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  • ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!

    ChunkyCraft: No Room for XL!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being squished in a Jeepney by a crying, entitled woman! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter.

    Reasons to join our server:
    – No more uncomfortable seating situations, unless you build a wonky chair in-game
    – No second-hand smoke, just fresh virtual air
    – No entitled passengers demanding your seat, unless it’s a zombie trying to steal your diamonds

    Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together! Just remember, there’s always room for you on our server, no matter how big or small your virtual seat may be.

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  • BlockBullyz

    BlockBullyz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

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  • AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

    AdoptiveParentDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

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  • QueerCraft Minecraft Server

    QueerCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with homophobic relatives at family gatherings? Do you wish you could escape to a world where acceptance and fun reign supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own rainbow castle, ride unicorns, and slay dragons with your fabulous friends. Leave behind the drama of your family and immerse yourself in a world where love is love and everyone is welcome.

    Don’t let your aunt’s wedding bring you down – come join us and let your true colors shine! Who needs a homophobic aunt when you can have a virtual family of supportive and loving players? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Join now and let the good times roll!

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