New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

UNCOMFORTABLE

  • AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in our Minecraft SMP when suddenly, a group of llamas dressed in tuxedos start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. But that’s not even the weirdest part – turns out, they’re all secret agents on a mission to protect the server from evil griefers! Join our wacky community for a chance to witness more bizarre moments like this and create unforgettable memories with fellow players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • InLawExit – Minecraft Server

    InLawExit – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of having in-laws overstay their welcome? Look no further! Join our server where you can build a ranch property with a guest trailer 500 yards away for those pesky in-laws.

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries and confronting your wife and in-laws in-game, all while trying to maintain peace of mind. Will they ever leave? Will your wife ever understand? Find out on our server!

    Join now and mark your calendar for the day your in-laws finally decide to pack up and leave. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when family overstays their welcome. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft

    NoCoworkerLeftBehindCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality and teamwork? Look no further than our server, where we start our day at 6:30am sharp! But don’t worry, we provide company trucks and vehicles for carpooling – just like in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of commuting to work in Minecraft. Will you be the one asking for a ride out of town, only to be denied because it’s not on the way? Or will you be the one driving the company truck and dropping everyone off by 5:30pm?

    But beware, if you ask for a ride too often, you might just be labeled as the server’s resident “asshole”. So hop on board and experience the thrill of carpooling in Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • FacePantsCraft

    FacePantsCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly express your love for your significant other in a hilarious and slightly creepy way? Look no further! Join our server and show off your customized boxer briefs with your face, hearts, and a picture that makes it look like you’re hugging your partner’s…well, you know. And don’t forget the word “mine” plastered over it for that possessive touch!

    But be warned, not everyone may appreciate your sense of humor like we do. Just like how some people might find your playful antics a bit…serial killer-esque. But hey, who wants to be normal anyway? Join us and let your inner weirdo shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • CringeCraft: Say it Loud and Proud!

    CringeCraft: Say it Loud and Proud!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? How about the fact that our spawn point is a giant flaming chicken riding a unicorn? Or that our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a game of tag? And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we’ve got one that turns every block into a dancing llama!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite power that can mine through bedrock like butter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • AgeLieCraft

    AgeLieCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

    And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • CreeperCrew Bday Bash – No Coworkers Allowed!

    CreeperCrew Bday Bash – No Coworkers Allowed!
    Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for having a good time with your coworkers? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! We promise no one will cry or guilt trip you for not inviting them to Applebees on your birthday.

    Our server is a place where you can smoke devil lettuce (or not, we don’t judge), cuss like a sailor, and have crazy but funny conversations with players of all ages. We even have a special area for religious players where they can peacefully pray to the Minecraft gods.

    So come join us and leave the Hannahs of the world behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together without any guilt trips or drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than Applebees.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • TheaterCraft: Pool Party Drama

    TheaterCraft: Pool Party Drama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we host epic poop parties to kick off the gaming year! Join us for a wild time filled with bathing suits, parents, and guy friends – it’s a party you won’t want to miss! Plus, if you join now, you might even get to experience the drama of girlfriends getting mad at you for attending. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us for a poop-tastic time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

    DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

    So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP

  • SisOuttaHereCraft

    SisOuttaHereCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

    Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

    Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP