NoTouchyZoneMC
Are you tired of dealing with creepy friends of your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about inappropriate massages or creepy comments! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted advances from weirdos. Plus, our community is full of English and Spanish players, so you’ll fit right in no matter where you’re from. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server!BlockyBoysNSpandex
Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.
Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!
So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!
AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP
Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!WeddingBellsGoneWrong
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and pettiness of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without any toxic friends trying to sabotage your relationships. Our server is a drama-free zone where the only thing blowing up is TNT, not your friendships.
Forget about Save The Dates for weddings you don’t want to attend – on our server, the only date you need to worry about is the release date for the next update. Plus, we promise that none of our players will talk smack about you behind your back or try to set you up with their friends.
So come join us for a hilarious and lighthearted Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about the real world drama. Who needs fake friends when you have a whole community of blocky buddies waiting to play with you? See you on the server!
CrazyUncleSteveCraft
Are you tired of awkward holiday dinners with that one family member everyone’s worried about? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and chaos! Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about crazy Aunt Karen spilling the beans on your secrets or Uncle Bob starting a food fight. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and create your own wacky family dynamics. Plus, rumor has it that Grandma Edna is actually a master builder and Cousin Timmy is a redstone genius. So come join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind!


