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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8028 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.