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Uncomfortable Questions

  • AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

    AwkwardQsMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does dab contests with the players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a golden spud scepter. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Potato Genie.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can show off their best moves and win epic loot. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that only the most skilled parkour masters can reach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun…in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

    So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MallMishapCraft

    MallMishapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers!

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CarCrashConundrum Minecraft Server

    CarCrashConundrum Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this: You’re cruising around in your Minecraft car, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend comes out of nowhere and crashes into you, wrecking your ride. But instead of owning up to it, she tries to blame you for having your car door open. Like, what?!

    Join our Minecraft server for some wild and wacky adventures, where you never know when your friend might reverse into you and then try to shift the blame. It’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, from friendly jokes to insurance disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of parking mishaps, insurance claims, and heated arguments over who’s at fault. It’s a real blast, trust us. And hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about responsibility along the way. Or not, who knows? It’s all just part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HomelessCraft

    HomelessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a foreign country against your will like a sad, lost puppy? Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We promise to provide you with a virtual world where you can build your dream home and never have to worry about being abandoned in India again. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel lonely or depressed again. Say goodbye to your troubles and hello to a pixelated paradise!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MasterpieceMelody – Minecraft SMP

    MasterpieceMelody – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro! Like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and the players are all secretly famous YouTubers in disguise. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! It’s like, a total dream come true, man. You gotta join, like, right now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and epicness. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! #bestserverever #minecraftislife #unicornsarecool

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TherapistCraft

    TherapistCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old therapy sessions? Well, ditch that shrink and join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual world is the ultimate therapy session, where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content.

    Forget about talking through your problems, just build a giant statue of your therapist and blow it up with TNT! Need to release some pent-up anger? Take it out on some creepers instead of your loved ones.

    Join our server and let your therapist know that you’ve found a new form of healing…one block at a time.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

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  • Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer

    Dante’s Divine Comedy: The OG Platformer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Dante’s Divine Comedy but with blocky graphics and creepers! Imagine descending into the depths of hell, but instead of demons, u got zombies and skeletons tryna take u out. And when u reach the top of heaven, it’s not angels u meet, but Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses ready to throw down! It’s like a journey through the afterlife, but with pickaxes and TNT. So come on, join da madness and see if u can survive the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server

    Myopia Mine – Screen Time Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and save your eyes from the dreaded myopia! forget about staring at screens all day, come build and explore in our virtual world where myopia is just a made-up word!

    our server is so lit, you’ll be too busy crafting and battling mobs to even think about myopia. plus, our pixelated graphics are so easy on the eyes, you’ll never want to leave.

    who needs 20/20 vision when you can have 20/20 blocks to build with? join now and say goodbye to myopia forever!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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