First of all, we got a pet chicken named Gerald who runs the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right, a chicken in charge. He’s got a monocle and a top hat, so you know he means business.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can try to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden somewhere in the server. Whoever finds it gets to rule the server for a day and make everyone wear pink armor.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want some crazy fun, join us now! Just be prepared for the chaos, bro.
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.
Join us and leave behind the drama of sharing a house with a brother who never cleans and calls you names. Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can focus on creating the perfect virtual home without any financial burdens or family drama.
Forget about paying $2,000 monthly for a house you can’t even enjoy in peace. On our server, you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky property taxes or mortgage payments.
So come on over and join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any real-life worries holding you back. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama and financial struggles!
Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can dress up as a pretty flower boy and help make the virtual wedding ceremony extra special. Who needs traditional roles when you can have a flower boy stealing the show?
But wait, there’s more drama than a soap opera on this server! Meet our non-bio nephew, who is as real to us as any blood relative. His backstory is more complicated than a telenovela, but one thing is for sure – we would lay down our virtual lives for him in a heartbeat.
And don’t forget about the family drama! Our server is filled with feuds and arguments over who should have been asked to be the flower girl instead. Will you stand up for the flower boy or join the side of the outraged sister demanding traditional roles?
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where flower boys, family drama, and virtual weddings collide in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew a simple flower boy could cause so much chaos?