UncleSucksCraft Minecraft Servers

UncleSucksCraft Minecraft Servers

  • UncleSucksCraft

    UncleSucksCraft
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 6660
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Villages Defended: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than my brother Ian’s life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Ian’s divorce drama look like child’s play. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of adventure, where you can escape reality just like Ian tried to escape his responsibilities.

    Our server is so addictive, even Ian’s addiction issues pale in comparison. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll forget all about Ian’s poor decisions and constant partying. Build your own virtual empire and show Ian what real success looks like.

    And if you ever feel like blaming someone else for your problems, just remember Ian’s story and realize that the only person responsible for your success or failure is you. So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Ian’s ex-wife may have moved on, but you can move on to a better, brighter future in our Minecraft world. Let’s show Ian how it’s done!

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  • Stellar Survivors

    Stellar Survivors
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7001
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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  • Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

    Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9486
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Votes: 365
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Minecraft RPG Server
    IP Address: 103.152.196.59
    Discord: https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
    Version: Minecraft 1.21

    Overview:

    Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

    Server Features:

    • Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
    • Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
    • Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
    • Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

    No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

    Are there any restrictions on cheating?

    There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

    What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

    TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

    How can players contribute to the server’s content?

    Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

    What are some of the plugins used on the server?

    The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

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  • Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

    Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 9394
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 19 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

    Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

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  • NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

    NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1596
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Star Shards Collected: 195
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

    Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

    Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

    But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

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  • TrainRideTrollz

    TrainRideTrollz
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7836
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

    Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

    And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

    So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

    TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

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  • NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

    NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1132
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

    Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

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  • WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

    WokeCraft – Rise and Mine
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3239
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 3546
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!

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  • TverCraft: Evacuate & Build!

    TverCraft: Evacuate & Build!
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 9753
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if that happened on our server! ukraine vs russia in a epic battle of drones! join us and be part of the chaos! build your own drone army and take over the server! who needs peace when you can have epic battles like this?! come join us now and be part of the madness!

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  • Manure & NPK Mix – Crop Boost Server

    Manure & NPK Mix – Crop Boost Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 4884
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like a magical land where manure is like, the key to everything. Like, you mix it with some fancy NPK fertilizer and BAM, your crops are like, supercharged and growing like crazy. It’s like, a scientific fact, bro.

    Join this server and become the ultimate farmer, using poop to make your crops grow bigger and better than ever before. Who needs fancy technology when you have the power of manure on your side?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough manure, you can summon a giant poop monster to protect your land from any pesky griefers. It’s like having your own personal poop guardian, how cool is that?

    So come on down to this server and get ready to dive headfirst into a world of manure-fueled madness. Your crops will thank you, and you’ll be the envy of all your fellow Minecrafters. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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