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UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

Grief, family gatherings, Therapy, childhood trauma, self-care

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?

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Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

#Intention, blocky, hidden message, puzzling, deciphering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!

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Crafty Trans Gamers: Where sports scandals are left in the past and building epic worlds is the present!

Challenges, discrimination, activism, Stereotypes, worlds

Are you tired of the same old drama in the sports world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where trans women dominate all the competitions! We have legendary tales of trans women athletes crushing their opponents with their superhuman strength and agility. Who needs real-life scandals when you can witness epic battles in the virtual world? Join now and witness the rise of the trans women sports champions!

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GreenMc Network

Indian server, ping experience, Community, PvP, unforgettable moments

Welcome To GreenMc Network, #1 Indian Minecraft Network! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!Welcome to GreenMC, your go-to Minecraft destination with dedicated Indian server allocation for the best ping experience! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!

play.greenmc.fun:19132

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HeavyCraft: Where the only thing heavier than our economy is our average player count of 15 online!

ONLINE, Store, Random teleport, Player Shops, Player Warps
HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Feature Description

Server Type No-griefing economy SMP

Server Age Since October 2018

Pay-to-Win 0% pay-to-win store

Technical Details

Specifications Description

Machine Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia

Running On Purpur

World Size Main world – 90,000 x 90,000, Other worlds – 20,000 x 20,000

Links
FAQ

Q: Is there a world reset on this server?

A: No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks on this server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on this server.

Q: What are some key features of this server?

A: Some key features include resource worlds, live map, zero tolerance for hate speech, pet system, economy system, and more.
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Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-Win	0% pay-to-win store

Specifications	Description
Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Running On	Purpur
World Size	Main world – 90,000 x 90,000, Other worlds – 20,000 x 20,000

Maestrea VS Hypixel

server updates, Roleplay, Ranking system, Friendly staff, RPG

Hypixel	Maestrea
Large player base	Close-knit community
Wide variety of minigames	Focus on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay
Frequent updates and content releases	Custom ranking system and perks
Active and dedicated staff team	Custom developed plugins
Well-known and established server	Custom brewing plugin with 80+ recipes

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out?	Hypixel is known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base.
How often does Hypixel release updates?	Hypixel releases frequent updates and new content regularly.
Is Hypixel suitable for competitive players?	Yes, Hypixel offers competitive PvP and other minigames.

Maestrea FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Maestrea?	Maestrea focuses on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay.
What custom features does Maestrea offer?	Maestrea has a custom ranking system, brewing plugin, and custom developed plugins.
How is the community on Maestrea?	Maestrea has a close-knit community with active staff.

CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

viral, webm, wanking, social media, Online Community

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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FortuneCraft: Where every block tells a story! (screenshot this)

#Drop out, standouts, memes, BLOCK, ADA

Are you tired of boring old cryptocurrency servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We predict that both Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) will drop out of the top 20 this year, and we have insider information that they will never make it back! Why waste your time with outdated tech and bloated organizations when you can join us and ride the wave of success?

Our server is so awesome that even the market sees news as a sign to offload inventory and exit positions just to join us. We have a convincing narrative that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. Plus, we have dog coins! Who needs Cardano and Chainlink when you can have dog coins on our server?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the downfall of Cardano and Chainlink while you ride the wave of success with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Old memories Minecraft server

MAGICAL, Resource store, construction, minecraft server, Request

? Welcome to Old Memories – a magical Minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and with a friendly community! ?

? Version: 1.20.1 ?

We are not looking for mass production, but value quality. Old Memories invites true enthusiasts who are ready to invest their time in the unique world of our server.

Help in construction and receive generous rewards. Open your resource store and make money from it! ?

Voice chat will help you create unforgettable teams, and stable hosting makes the game absolutely free! ?

Join us and you won’t regret it! ?

Do you want to be part of this amazing server? Leave a request on our Discord server. We are waiting for you! ?

oldmemories456.aboba.host

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KosherCraft: Where Minecraft meets Matzah Balls!

Beliefs, judaism, Jewish origins, #youtube, Explanation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-eating spider, who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical squid king!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Unclenoobs

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Technical Details

Links

FAQ

Hypixel FAQ:

Maestrea FAQ: