UncleCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crops Grown:	1337	Ores Mined:	5879
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

JesusCraft: Where Creepers meet their maker and players meet their match!

Afterlife, BELIEF, Christianity, CREEPERS, divine encounter, divine presence, encounter with God, eternal life, eternal salvation, FAITH, faith journey, Heaven, Jesus Christ, JesusCraft, maker, match, Meet, meeting Jesus, Players, Redemption, religious experience, religious faith, salvation, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	438	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll have the chance to meet Jesus himself! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend, all hanging out in our virtual world. Imagine the epic quests you can go on with Jesus by your side, turning water into wine and walking on water like it’s no big deal.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.

Gay Cure Land: Where Countries are So Kino They Cure Your Homosexuality

acceptance, Chad, Countries, Cultural experience, cure, Diversity, Exploration, FAGGOT, Gay, heterosexual, Homosexuality, identity journey, Kino, Land, LGBTQ, mindset shift, personal growth, post countries, Self Discovery, switzerland, transformation, travel, vacation, Zürich

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3111	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Towns Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a transformation like no other! Just like visiting Switzerland, but without the expensive plane ticket. Our server will turn you from a faggot into a heterosexual chad in no time! Explore our virtual Zurich and watch as your Minecraft character’s sexuality changes before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

ParentalRageCraft: Where you can escape to a world where your parents can’t ruin your fun!

1. Coping with trauma, 10. Mental health, 11. Escape from reality, 12. Finding solace in games, 13. Recovery process, 14. Dealing with parental abuse, 15. Building inner strength, 16. Healing journey, 17. Finding comfort in gaming, 18. Coping mechanisms, 19. Emotional healing, 2. Healing through games, 20. Moving forward from trauma., 3. Family issues, 4. Emotional support, 5. Self-care, 6. Therapy through gaming, 7. Parental betrayal, 8. Overcoming adversity, 9. Resilience, Escape, Fun, ParentalRageCraft, parents, ruin, world

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of your parents constantly ruining your life with their rules and restrictions? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of games and adventures that will make you forget all about your lame parents.

On our server, you can participate in epic battles against evil mobs, build extravagant mansions that would make even the richest players jealous, and even embark on quests to uncover hidden treasures. And the best part? Your parents can’t tell you what to do here!

So why waste your time dealing with your parents’ nonsense when you can join our server and live your best virtual life? Say goodbye to boring family dinners and hello to endless fun and excitement. Join us now and let the games begin!

Man Up and Mine for Diamonds

Bravery, Commitment, Country, courage, DEFEND, determination, diamonds, Duty, Fight, heroism, Honor, loyalty, man, man up, Military, nationalism, patriotism, Protect, sacrifice, Serve, strength, Valor

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Love Letters Sent:	15
Votes:	5174	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being a wimpy little block-builder in Minecraft? Do you want to prove your bravery and fight for your virtual country? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground for hardcore players who are ready to man up and show their true warrior spirit.

Join us and experience epic battles, insane challenges, and hilarious shenanigans as you fight for glory and honor. From building massive fortresses to leading your army into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready to show the world what you’re made of. Join us now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

Minefast – Where Sonic the Hedgehog Mines for Gold Rings!

Fang the Hunter, GOLD, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles Series, MineFast, Mines, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Rings, sonic, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendation, sonic movie, Sonic Movie Announcement, Sonic Movie Release Date, Sonic Movie Trailer, Sonic OC, Sonic Promotion, Sonic Stadium, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Toy Party, Year of Shadow

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7845	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all the land – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we dive into the world of Sonic and discuss everything from the Year of Shadow to leaked Sonic Toy Parties.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, announcements for Sonic the Hedgehog 3, and even a Fang the Hunter comic coming out soon. Plus, don’t miss out on our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet – it’s a must-see for any true Sonic fan.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we also have a booru full of Sonic comic scans, an OC info archive, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations. So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic – it’s gonna be a blast!

Wolfy Spice Mine

Adventure, Anime, appreciation, cute, economics, FANTASY, folklore, Goddess, Holo, Journey, Lawrence, light novel, Manga, Medieval, Pure, romance, Spice, spice and wolf, Trading, wise wolf, wolf girl, Wolfy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become part of a world where Holo the wise wolf reigns supreme! She will guide you through epic quests and challenges, using her mystical powers to help you conquer all obstacles. Plus, rumor has it that she can even summon diamond blocks with a flick of her tail!

But beware, Holo is not the only magical creature in this realm. You’ll encounter talking cows, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, whose wool is said to grant wishes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Holo is waiting for you to prove yourself worthy of her wisdom and join her pack of fearless Minecraft warriors.

Crafty McCraftface: What Would You Do?

Cock, Crafty, know, long trail tags, McCraftface, She, Suck, tags, wwyd

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries and absurdities never end! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate secret of who “she” is – and if you figure it out, well, let’s just say there’s a special reward waiting for you. And no, it’s not just a pat on the back.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, if you want to know who “she” is, you better be ready to bring your A-game – and maybe a spare pair of pants.

GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Speak Hindi and Chickens Play Minecraft

animal, avian, bird, chickens, Communication, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, etymology, GobbleCraft, Hindi, interchange, International, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, Naming, peru, Play, speak, species, translation, turkey, Turkeys, turkish, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Items Found:	5149	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the names of birds are confused! Did you know that in Turkish, a turkey (the bird, not the country) is called Hindi? But wait, in Hindi it’s called Peru! Confused? So are we, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down logic, where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Our community is as diverse as the names of birds in different languages, so come make some new friends and explore our crazy world together.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about birds in the process (or maybe not, we’re not exactly experts in ornithology). Join us now and prepare for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Gura’s Worst Nightmare Server: Creeper Killers United

“Gura killer, CLOSEST, cold case, creeper, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal profiling, forensic evidence, Guras, investigation, Killers, law enforcement, murder, Mystery, Nightmare, serial killer, Server, SUSPECT, suspect identification, suspect list, suspect profile, suspect search, true crime, United, unsolved, WORST

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Votes:	7852
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Void Armor Forged:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride for all players!

Join us and become the closest “Gura killer” we’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world. Take on epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. Who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Gura herself!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and danger around every corner. Will you be the one to conquer them all and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back!

DroneCraft: Where even the drones ask “Why are FROM drones like this?”

Aerial Photography, Artificial Intelligence, commercial use, data collection, DroneCraft, Drones, flying machines, future technology, hobbyists, innovation, Military, Military operations, privacy concerns, reconnaissance, remote control, robotics, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, Video recording

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	3320	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by rogue drones that drop loot when defeated. These drones are not your average mobs – they are equipped with lasers, rocket launchers, and even disco balls that blind you with their fabulousness.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city where players can engage in epic battles with giant mutant chickens. These chickens are so big, they can crush you with a single peck. Will you be brave enough to take them on?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.