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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3354 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2627 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
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