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FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

ambiguity, Anon, ANONYMOUS, bewildering, communication breakdown, confusion, Cryptic, Enigma, Enigmatic, Frustration, fuck, hidden meaning, inscrutable, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mysterious, Mystifying, perplexing, perplexity, puzzling, Server, unclear message, WTF

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Star Shards Collected:	276	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ores Mined:	6438
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments

affirmation, appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, emotional intelligence, encouragement, friendship, genuine compliments, Kindness, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, self esteem, sincerity, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about giving compliments to your fellow players – on our server, you can tell a guy his pickaxe is looking extra shiny without him thinking you’re hitting on him. In fact, our players thrive on compliments like “Your creeper-slaying skills are out of this world” and “Your redstone contraptions are hotter than a lava lake.”

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a dance-off with a group of friendly Endermen or trading secrets with a talking sheep. The fun never stops on our server – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PolandCraft Server: No Missiles Allowed!

Allowed, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, Missiles, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, political decision, potential threat, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Lol join our minecraft server cuz we got POLAND SHOOTING MISSILES AT RUSSIA vibes! like whoa, u never know what’s gonna happen next! maybe u’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly a missile flies overhead, just adds to the excitement, ya know? come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

PixelWarriors: 13/15 Noobs Down, Indians for the Win!

Army, CASUALTIES, Condolences, Conflict, Dead, deployment, foreign nationals, Grief, Indians, International, investigation, Loss, military unit, mourning, News, non-Russians, Noobs, PixelWarriors, RETURN, soldiers, Tragedy, WIN

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, there was this military unit, right? And, like, 13 out of 15 non-Russians in the unit died! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’ll protect you from any crazy shenanigans like that. Plus, we got the best builds, the coolest mods, and the dankest memes. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

PreggoCraft: Not Safe for Kids!

AVOID, avoidable risks, Caution, children, detrimental, detrimental effects, HARMFUL, harmful substances, health, health risks, Kids, Precaution, PreggoCraft, pregnant mothers, Risk, Safe, Safety, Sensitive, TOXIC, Unsafe, vulnerable, Warning, wellness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, this server is like totally not safe for kids and preggos, but that just means it’s gonna be a wild ride for the rest of us, amirite? like, who wants to play on a server that’s all safe and boring? not us, that’s for sure.

join this server if you wanna live life on the edge, man. we’ve got lava pits everywhere, creeper explosions happening every five seconds, and a secret underground dungeon full of zombie pigmen. it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

plus, the admin once fought off a horde of ender dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. if that’s not a reason to join this server, then i don’t know what is.

so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. just remember, if it’s “unsafe for children and pregnant mothers,” it’s probably gonna be a blast for the rest of us.