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Pig DNA Minecraft Server

animal consumption, colored eyes, colored hair, creatures of death, cultural beliefs, Dna, eating pigs, Europe, European ancestry, genetic similarities, genetic traits, human evolution, Minecraft, Pig, pig DNA, pig features, pig genetics, pig noses, pink skin, racial characteristics, racial differences, Server, Similarities, unclean animals, white people

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we explore the deep, dark secrets of pig DNA in white people! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why white folks have pig-like features such as pink skin, colored eyes, and pig noses.

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special Pig DNA Survival Challenge where players must hunt down and eat as many pigs as possible to unlock special abilities. And beware, the further north you go in our virtual Europe, the more pig-like features you may start to develop!

So come on down to our server and join in on the piggy fun. Who knows, you may just discover your inner swine!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ores Mined:	3733
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	891675
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3832	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7657	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	2167	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8536
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	5162
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3774
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3759	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!