Unclean Minecraft Servers

Unclean Minecraft Servers

  • CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!

    CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3368
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.

    And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles

    PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2297
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Zombie Dances: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

    Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2790
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Animals Bred: 58
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3214 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6420
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Emeralds Found: 9239 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine dis minecraft server where the mobs are all super smart cuz they got artificial intelligence or sumthin. u gotta be on ur toes cuz these mobs aint playin around. they got like, drug-resistant infections or sumthin, but dont worry, our algorithm can help u identify them quick so u can fight them off. its like a whole new level of challenge, man. join us and see if u can survive in this crazy world where even the mobs are smart as heck.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server

    7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 9343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The 7 Kingdoms SMP!

    Enter a World of Myth and Power

    Are you ready to embark on an epic journey like no other? The 7 Kingdoms SMP invites you to a realm where seven mighty overlords vie for control, their insatiable hunger for power driving them to capture the very souls of the land’s inhabitants. Will you rise to the challenge and forge your own destiny, or will you fall under their dark dominion?

    What Awaits You

    Seven Unique Overlords Each with their own distinct realm, personality, and powerful abilities. Can you outsmart and overthrow them, or will you join their ranks?
    Rich Lore and Immersive Gameplay Dive into a world teeming with secrets, ancient legends, and epic quests that will test your skills and courage.
    Player-Driven Economy and Politics Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate the intricate web of power struggles and betrayals.
    Custom Plugins and Features Enjoy a tailored Minecraft experience with exclusive plugins that enhance gameplay and bring the lore of the 7 Kingdoms to life.
    Community Events and Competitions Participate in thrilling server-wide events, from grand tournaments to treasure hunts, and earn your place in history.

    Join Us Today!

    Forge your own path, build mighty kingdoms, and defend your soul from the overlords’ grasp. Whether you seek glory in battle, riches in trade, or mastery of magic, The 7 Kingdoms SMP offers endless opportunities for adventure and camaraderie.

    Server IP: 178.32.101.85

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

    Prepare for an unforgettable adventure. Your kingdom awaits!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join The 7 Kingdoms SMP? To join the server, use the server IP – 178.32.101.85. Make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Absolutely! Player-driven economy and politics are key aspects of The 7 Kingdoms SMP. Form alliances, trade resources, and strategize together.
    Are there regular community events? Yes, we host various community events and competitions that all players are encouraged to participate in. Keep an eye on our Discord for event announcements.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

    ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2120
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ores Mined: 5461 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

    Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomTown Minecraft Server

    BoomTown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4514
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a maternity hospital in Kyiv? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we have two separate sites in completely different parts of the world just to keep things interesting. Who needs consistency when you can have double the trouble? Join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as a newborn baby’s sleep schedule. Just be prepared for some seriously crazy antics and unexpected twists at every turn. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1005
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9256 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the story of my friend and her lost infant son.

    Experience the thrill of being cut out of someone’s life for years, only to be invited back because they’re going through a divorce and need friends. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and relive the drama in pixelated form?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between forgiveness and accountability as you navigate through friendships that are as rocky as a Minecraft mountain. Will you be the hero who demands answers, or the villain who lets it slide? The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?

    Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4638
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Votes: 2552 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still stuck in a boring old Minecraft server, mining away for hours on end with no end in sight? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and in just 30 minutes, you could find yourself riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, battling evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and feasting on enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even tamed the Blocktopus and now rides it into battle against the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams in just 30 minutes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaternityMayhemCraft

    MaternityMayhemCraft
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6101
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 129 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy Russian attacks like in Kyiv! We promise no maternity hospitals will be harmed in our world, unless you count the ones we build for our pixelated villagers! Join now and help us fight off the evil Russian invaders with your diamond sword and enchanted armor! Who needs real world drama when you can have virtual chaos and fun on our server? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers! Join us now for a wild adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMinors18+

    CraftyMinors18+
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 378
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we call all da kids minors but we don’t call da adults majors cuz dat would be too normal! come build ur own crazy world where da only rule is to have fun and laugh ur butt off! we once had a player who built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base cuz why not?! u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky server, so come join us and be part of da madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CheatingCraft: Loyalty Over Lust

    CheatingCraft: Loyalty Over Lust
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 3353
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Crops Grown: 8928 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this EPIC Minecraft server, you gotta hear this wild story. So, like, there was this player who was so committed to their blocky partner that they never even thought about cheating. But get this, their shared passion for mining and building didn’t stop them from straying! Crazy, right? So, if you wanna avoid being a blocky cheater, come join our server where commitment is key and infidelity is a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 7754
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dimension Hops: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is blessed by the holy trinity of anime greatness – Yoshinori Kanada, Rumiko Takahashi, and Go Nagai!

    Join us and experience the power of their combined creativity as you build, mine, and battle your way through the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Yoshinori Kanada himself handcrafted every pixel in our server, giving it a unique and vibrant look that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Go Nagai has sprinkled our server with his signature brand of chaos, so get ready for unexpected twists and turns at every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot straight from the mind of Rumiko Takahashi.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate anime-inspired Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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