Unclean – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Stink On Me Server 1.21
5 days, bedrotting, Body Funk, body odor, body scent, foul smell, good stink, haven’t showered, hygiene, hygiene habits, musky scent, natural musk, neglect, personal care, putrid, Server, stale scent, stink, strong odor, Unclean, underwear, unwashed
Join our Minecraft server and experience the stinkiest, most putrid fun you’ll ever have in your life!
We’ve got players who haven’t showered in weeks, just like you!
Get ready to embrace the natural musk of our community and let it linger in your nostrils as you build, mine, and survive together.
Don’t worry about changing your underwear, because on this server, we embrace the stink!
So come on in and let the aroma of unwashed bodies and dirty socks transport you to a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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MessyCraft Minecraft Server
beach house, black lab, Border Collie, car tires, carpets, cleanliness, command, Disgusting, dog areas, Dogs, fences, Flowers, Friends, für, Furniture, German shepherd, Messy, MessyCraft, Minecraft, OFFENDED, Poo, Responsible, Server, Unclean, used bag, Walks, walls, Yards
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of Friend A, Friend B, and their furry friends.
Friend A brings his well-behaved GSD, while Friend B brings his chaotic black lab and border collie. Will the server survive the fur explosion? Will Friend B learn to clean up after his dogs before it’s too late? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players over who gets to claim the most flower-filled yards as their own. Watch out for surprise attacks from rogue dogs marking their territory on your carefully crafted builds. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, quite literally!
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such a unique blend of chaos, drama, and furry friends all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become part of the madness!

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CabinCrafters – Refund Rant!
Airbnb, Apology, backyard, bad review, booking amount, cabin rental, CabinCrafters, camping, cleanliness, concerns, Hipcamp, host, mouse poop, next guests, privacy, private cabin, rant, refund, review, torn, Unclean, unprivate
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so clean, you could eat off the pixelated ground (but please don’t, that’s unsanitary). We promise no mouse poop in sight, unless you count the adorable mice mobs scurrying around.
And privacy? Oh, we’ve got privacy in spades! Our server is so private, it’s like playing Minecraft in your own personal fortress…except without the fortress part. But hey, who needs walls when you have the great outdoors (and by outdoors, we mean a virtual world)?
Join our server now and experience the ultimate in cleanliness and privacy…or at least a fun time with fellow players who may or may not be spying on your every move. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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PottyCraft: The Cringe Chronicles
appalling, Chronicles, cringe, Disgusting, Disturbing, disturbing sights, Foul, gross, HORRIFYING, hygiene, inappropriate, nauseating, PottyCraft, public restroom, Repulsive, revolting, sanitation, Shocking.., Unclean, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, worst thing
Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!
Battlestation, cable management, chaotic, cluttered, Computer, computer desk, Crafty, dirty desk, disorganized, Fight, Gaming, gaming setup, McBattlestation, Messy, messy desk, pixels, Realistic, setup, Technology, Thread, Unclean, unorganized, untidy, workstation
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

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RuskiBustersMC
Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Disinformation, Economy, EU, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, media manipulation, News, Politics, propagandists, restrictions, RuskiBustersMC, Russian, sanctions, Trade, Vladimir Putin
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN all the russian propagandists and make them mine diamonds all day long HAHAHA. our economy is so lit, you can trade your dirt blocks for enchanted golden apples, no joke. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like a diamond sword with sharpness 1000. if you’re not scared of a little adventure, come join us and let’s take over the minecraft world together!

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Campus Crafters 1.21.1
1.21.1, campus, Closeups, college, College Edition, Crafters, Edition, front-facing, Full bodies, Guide, High angles, image limit, Low angles, Low quality images, Nudify, Nudify Thread, portraits, Possible.., Quality, Read, Results, Thread, Wasting
Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you, we got pixelated pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.
And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball that attracts all the creepers to dance with you.
Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out and party with us.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some wacky creations together!

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Snoot Monday – Hoodie Edition Minecraft SMP
Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hoodie, hoodie edition, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, previous threads, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game (virtually, of course) at hugthegator.xyz! Our server is so wild, even the Snoot Game OST will have you bouncing in your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our Snoot Mods are so out of this world, you’ll wonder how you ever played Minecraft without them. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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XmasNostalgiaCraft
childhood innocence, childhood memories, christmas carols, christmas eve, Christmas magic, christmas morning, Christmas presents, Christmas stockings, Christmas traditions, christmas tree, family gatherings, festive decorations, holiday excitement, holiday joy, holiday spirit, holiday treats, magical moments, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, winter wonderland, XmasNostalgiaCraft
Remember the days when you used to wake up on Christmas morning filled with excitement and wonder? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back that magical feeling every day! Join us and experience the joy of Christmas all year round with our festive decorations, Santa Claus sightings, and even a secret workshop where you can help the elves make toys for all the good little Minecraft players.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying reindeer that you can ride around the snowy landscape. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the abominable snowman lurking in the mountains, waiting to challenge you to a snowball fight!
So come join us on our Christmas wonderland server and relive the magic of the holidays in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

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CraftyCarCrafters
automaker, Automobile (Industry), automotive giants, Automotive Industry, automotive news, business merger, car manufacturers, collaboration, Competition, corporate consolidation, CraftyCarCrafters, global market, Honda, industry leaders, industry shakeup, Japanese automakers, market share, MERGE, nissan, strategic alliance, world’s No. 3
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where nissan and honda have decided to merge and create da world’s number 3 automaker! we got cars flyin around everywhere in dis server, u can drive a honda civic while fightin off creepers and zombies!
imagine rollin up to a village in a nissan altima, blarin ur horn and causin chaos everywhere u go. u can even race ur friends in a honda accord and see who’s da fastest on da server!
so come join us and be a part of dis crazy automotive adventure in minecraft! who needs regular cars when u can have nissan-honda hybrids in a blocky world? let’s make traffic jams fun again!

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Java Jive Cafe Server
antioxidants, Beverages, cafe, Caffeine, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, coffee, daily intake, Drinking, habits, head and neck cancer, health benefits, health news, health study, java, Jive, Lifestyle, lower risk, Moderation, Prevention, research, Server, study, tea
come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

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Italian Adventures 1.20.6
1.20.6, Adventures, cultural heritage, Do Re Mi, european music, Fa Sol La Si Do, Italian, Italian culture, italian folklore, Italian heritage, Italian history, Italian landmarks, Italian language, Italian Music, Italian tourism, Italian traditions, italy, italy travel, medieval song, Music, musical traditions, Old songs, traditional music
Yo, bro, forget about Italy and medieval songs, come join our Minecraft server where we sing in blocks instead of notes! We don’t do no boring old Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do, we do Creeper, Diamond, Zombie, Enderman, Chicken, TNT, and Bacon! Yeah, you heard me right, we sing in Bacon!
Join our server and experience the craziest musical journey of your life! Build your own musical masterpiece using blocks and mobs as your notes. Trust me, once you’ve heard a Creeper symphony, you’ll never want to go back to regular music again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some bacon music together!

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The Janitor Minecraft SMP
Character, janitor, janitor character, janitor persona, janitor wrestler, Janitorial, janitorial character, janitorial gimmick, Minecraft, smp, wrestling gimmick, wrestling persona
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the janitor is the real MVP! Forget about building epic castles or slaying dragons, our janitor will sweep you off your feet with his mad cleaning skills. Join us for a chance to witness the janitor’s legendary mop techniques and see him battle against the evil dust bunnies that threaten to take over the server.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that the janitor is the best dancer in town and can outshine even the most skilled players on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with cleaning antics, dance parties, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!

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NoFoodZoneCraft
airline policies, airplane etiquette, airplane rules, airplane snacks, allergic reactions, emergency medical situations, entitled passengers, flight attendant intervention, food allergies, in-flight disruptions, inconsiderate behavior, NoFoodZoneCraft, passenger entitlement, passenger health, passenger rights, passenger safety, peanut allergy, peanut-free flights, Public Safety, public shaming, social judgment
Are you tired of being judged for wanting to live? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your right to not die mid-air! No peanuts allowed, so you can game in peace without the fear of an allergic reaction. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of staying alive while playing Minecraft. Don’t be booed for wanting to survive, join us today and game without the peanut pressure!

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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution
Asia, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, drone technology, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military alliance, military buildup, military deployment, military equipment, military strategy, N.Korea, North Korea, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, seoul, suicide drone supply, troop deployment
lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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