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UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BrazilCraft: Where the blocks are as spicy as the samba!

arrested, Bank, BIZARRE, blocks, Brazil, BrazilCraft, cadaver, crime, different, humor, loan, MafinhaBarba, News, SAMBA, Shocking.., social media, spicy, strange, twitter, uncle, UNUSUAL, viral, wheelchair, WOMAN

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	746	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a woman decided to take a cadaver in a wheelchair to the bank to get a loan. But here’s the kicker – she referred to it as her uncle! Can you believe that? Needless to say, she was later arrested for her wild antics.

If you want to experience insane adventures like this and more, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

Dick Craving CD High

cd, crave, craving, desire, dick, ecstasy, fuck, fucking, HIGH, horny, indulgence, INTENSE, Kinky, longing, Naughty, Pleasure, satisfaction, slut, taboo, treat me, uncle

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyWindows8 SMP

Computer, CraftyWindows8, microsoft, operating system, PC, smp, software, Technology, Upgrade, windows 8, Windows 8 compatibility, Windows 8 customization, Windows 8 download, Windows 8 features, Windows 8 help, Windows 8 installation, Windows 8 support, Windows 8 tips, Windows 8 tricks, Windows 8 tutorial, Windows 8 updates

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8696	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	356470
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. Legend has it that the chest was guarded by a pack of wild chickens who could shoot fireballs from their beaks. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can discover this hidden treasure and become the ultimate warrior of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you three wishes if you manage to catch them. Imagine the possibilities! You could wish for unlimited diamonds, a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, or even a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those fireball-shooting chickens!

SiblingSkinsOnly

back to school, clothes, custom made, family, fashion, hand-me-downs, Handmade, Materials, MONEY, parents, school starting, secondhand, Sewing, sewing skills, Siblings, siblings’ happiness, SiblingSkinsOnly, spending money, Style, thrift stores, Time management

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Crops Grown:	7937	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of wearing hand-me-downs and thrift store finds? Do you want to stand out in style on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a resident fashion designer (17f) who can make custom clothes for all your Minecraft characters!

With a family as big as hers (full-siblings, stepsiblings, and half-siblings galore), this fashionista knows the struggle of not having clothes that fit your style. But fear not, she’s here to save the day! Just join our server and she’ll whip up some fabulous outfits for you in no time.

Forget about mining for diamonds, the real treasure on this server is the one-of-a-kind outfits made just for you. So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so fashionable?

CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	900

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Towns Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Crops Grown:	1159
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	715
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	10

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!