Uncle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

DaughtersAndDiamonds Minecraft Server

Boundaries, aunt, tight knit group, sister, DaughtersAndDiamonds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets period talk! Join us for a wild ride of hormonal mood swings and rapid bodily changes, just like our 12-year-old player who’s learning all about puberty.

Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

aunt, joking, heat of the moment, uncle, ISLAND

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

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Debt-Free Uncle Minecraft Server

financial assistance, Minecraft, loan, family loyalty, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and unexpected twists just like the story of OP’s uncle and grandma!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your virtual family members take out loans in each other’s names, refuse to pay them back, and then blame you for trying to help out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Will you be the hero who saves the day like OP, or will you be the villain who causes chaos and mayhem? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of inheritance drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

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ToothlessNephewCraft

hand movements, starter yo-yo, professional use, injury, nephew

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

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Uncle Bucks Minecraft

financial crisis, MONEY, financial aid, RELATIVES, family

Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

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UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Bonding, healing, uncle, Meaning, UncleCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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BrazilCraft: Where the blocks are as spicy as the samba!

SAMBA, crime, wheelchair, arrested, MafinhaBarba

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a woman decided to take a cadaver in a wheelchair to the bank to get a loan. But here’s the kicker – she referred to it as her uncle! Can you believe that? Needless to say, she was later arrested for her wild antics.

If you want to experience insane adventures like this and more, then this is the Minecraft server for you! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

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Dick Craving CD High

horny, Naughty, fuck, Kinky, indulgence

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

watch, Camp, album, experimentation, ai

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

Hide, Fun, references, names, booru collection

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

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