Uncle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MallMishapCraft

toxic guilt, uncle, age, Apology, Protective

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

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Lost in TranslationCraft

English, Vietnamese, native language, family, Medications

Are you tired of family members judging your language skills? Join our Minecraft server where the only language you need to know is Creeper-ese! No more snarky comments about your pronunciation or vocabulary, just pure, explosive fun!

Our server is so wild, even the Creepers are fluent in English and will happily explain the medications you need for your in-game ailments. Say goodbye to awkward family interactions and hello to a world where your native language is whatever you want it to be!

So come on over and join us for a language-free adventure that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)! Who needs Vietnamese when you have virtual blocky worlds to explore? Let’s show your uncle that being a master of Minecraft is way cooler than being a master of languages.

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PinkUncleGetRekt

gender stereotypes, Individuality, standing up for oneself, social expectations, Self-expression

Are you tired of people judging you for wearing your favorite pink hoodie? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all colors, even pink! Our community is filled with players who rock pink armor and build pink castles without any judgment.

We even have a special pink-themed world where everything is pink, from the grass to the sky! Join us and show off your love for pink without any haters in sight. Plus, we have a special pink hoodie skin for your character to wear in-game.

Don’t let anyone tell you what colors you can or can’t wear, join our server and embrace the pink side of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pink sheep to be your loyal companion. So come on, join us and let your pink flag fly high!

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PrisonFlexNoFlexKids

uncle, social norms, Communication, Rehabilitation, consequences

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my uncle Jimmy’s prison stories? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual prison and show off your tough side just like Uncle Jimmy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!

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DivorceCraft – Not My Fault

Divorce, anger, DivorceCraft, social media, insult

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family reunions? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that family baggage behind. We promise no one will insult your culture or bring up past divorces here!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from family drama and build your own virtual family with fellow players. Plus, we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that will have your back no matter what. So come join us and leave the real-world drama at the door. Just make sure to leave your social security number at home – we don’t need any debt collectors showing up in-game!

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ApologyCraft: No Bday until Sorry

Group Chat, BDay, Breakup, trip, ApologyCraft

Are you tired of drama in your personal life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and that creeper sneaking up behind you!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your ex, like Steve, who couldn’t commit to marriage even after 8 years of dating. In our world, you can build your dream wedding venue without any commitment-phobic partners holding you back.

Join us and leave all your family drama behind, just like our player who skipped her niece’s Disneyland trip because her ex was invited. On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals who will never invite your ex to a birthday party.

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to make that epic sword!

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NoLaptopForYou

laptop, overprotective, PG movie, uncle, crashing sound

Are you tired of your little cousin wreaking havoc on your precious belongings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can touch your $4,500 Lego collection! Our server is a safe space for all your virtual creations, where no overprotective uncles or destructive cousins can ruin your fun. Build to your heart’s content without fear of any crashing sounds or Lego-smashing incidents. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, and hello to endless building possibilities!

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BoundariesCraft

huffy, BoundariesCraft, Drama, equality, master bedroom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players – unless you’re single, apparently! Join us for a wild adventure where sharing a room with your mom is the ultimate test of survival skills.

Immerse yourself in the drama of family dynamics as you navigate through awkward sleeping arrangements and passive-aggressive comments from your relatives. Will you stand up for yourself like a true warrior, or will you cave under the pressure and share a room with your mom for the sake of “family harmony”?

Experience the thrill of being called selfish for wanting your own space, and the joy of being labeled as dramatic for simply standing up for yourself. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have family drama to mine through?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family vacation showdown! Remember, in this world, the real treasure is the lessons you learn about boundaries and self-respect.

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SwiftTicketFlipper

MONEY, public opinion, face value, wrongdoing, Apology

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and betrayal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is filled with fun and laughter, unlike that cousin who sold your concert ticket behind your back.

Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about PhD students trying to make a quick buck off your hard-earned tickets. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who would never dream of pulling a stunt like that.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with shady relatives.

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WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

spoil the fun, WeddingCraft, assigned table, Friends, alcoholic beverages

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

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