Uncle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelParent Minecraft Server

social media, family, online safety, relationships, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your kids’ behavior around faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where we have a secret weapon named Mike.

Back in 2015, our son Alex was causing chaos left and right until we brought in Mike, the magical babysitter who turned Alex into a model student in just two weeks. Camp directors thought Alex was on medication because he was suddenly so well-behaved.

Fast forward 10 years, and Mike is still with us, watching over our kids and working a full-time job. He’s practically family at this point, and he’s not afraid to have a little fun with the kids.

So if you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Mike’s skateboarding videos, join us now! Just don’t be surprised if your kids come back from a gaming session with a newfound love for cardboard box crashes. Trust us, it’s all in good fun!

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FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, recharge, tutoring, FamCraftTutorNoob, work

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

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NieceNoHomeAllowedMC

Transphobia, gender identity struggles, acceptance, NieceNoHomeAllowedMC, LGBTQ

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive nieces who turn everything into a gender identity crisis? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the lectures about gender every time you laugh and say “oh boy” without thinking. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being called transphobic by your own family members.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time in the virtual world. Join now and leave the real world behind – where even your niece’s social media shaming can’t touch you!

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DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

DUBAI, criminal charges, extradition, MIDDLE EAST, Syrian civil war

lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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WickedUncleMC

runtime, Needs, generous offer, DREAD, NEGATIVE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family outing to see Wicked with three wild children? Look no further! Our server is filled with more surprises and twists than trying to navigate a theater with a 10-year-old with Down syndrome, an 8-year-old with severe autism, and a 4-year-old with ADHD.

Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor parent trying to decline a generous gift. Who needs flying monkeys when you have creepers and zombies to deal with?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and see if you can survive the madness!

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CousinRuleBreakerCraft

Peer, rule, pocket money, bookstore, Nonsensical

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

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LivingRoomShutdownCraft

rug stain, guests, coasters, DAUGHTER, coffee table

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

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UncleCrushDramaCraft

night shift nurse, single mom, UncleCrushDramaCraft, nails painted, princess dresses

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

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HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

family conflict, family dynamics, stepsiblings, HangryCraft, Dilemma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

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UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

personal values, unchristian, generational wealth, family dynamics, financial struggles

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

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