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Redstone ‘Murica Craft

All American, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, Apple Pie, classic, Craft, founding fathers, Fourth of July, John Smith, Liberty Bell, Mary Johnson, Murica, name.., Patriotic, red white and blue, Redstone, stars and stripes, Traditional, Uncle Sam, united states, Usa

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you ready to embrace your inner red, white, and blue on the most American Minecraft server out there? Join us for a wild ride filled with bald eagles, apple pie, and fireworks at every corner! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave freedom fries. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a star-spangled adventure like no other! 🇺🇸🦅🍔🎆

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Items Found:	2040
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	3773
Buildings Constructed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	1464
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Potions Brewed:	114

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4557	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!