Uncle Nine Returns 2 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NukeCraft Server – Decarbonize by 2050!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7616	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to decarbonize is by using NUCLEAR POWER. like, forget solar panels and wind turbines, we’re going full on atomic energy up in here.

join our server and help us save the planet by building nuclear reactors and powering the world with radioactive goodness. who needs trees when you have glowing green rods of power, amirite?

plus, the UN atomic energy chief said it himself – without nuclear, we’re screwed. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change. just make sure you have your hazmat suit ready, because things might get a little…radioactive.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s nuke our way to a greener future. because who needs clean energy when you have nuclear power, baby!

KoreaCraft: Schoolgirl Spawn Boost

birthrate, Boost, children, Demographic, Development, Earlier, education, fertility, Future, gender equality, Girls, Government, KoreaCraft, policy, Population, raise, Recommendations, School, schoolgirl, Social Issues, society, south korea, Spawn, thinktank

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6331

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat madness, amirite? oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond ore and golden apples? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our admin once defeated a creeper with just a carrot. true story. so, like, come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

DragonflyDynasty

adaptation, ancient creatures, Biodiversity, Dinosaurs, Dragonflies, DragonflyDynasty, environmental changes, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary processes, evolutionary theory, extinctions events, fossil record, natural selection, prehistoric animals, Sharks, species, species diversity, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle SHARKS while building your dream castle! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

BrainBoostCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4506
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server be like no other, cuz we got them crazy drugs that make your brain go WOOSH! Imagine mining for diamonds while tripping on ketamine, your brain be adapting like a chameleon on steroids!

Scientists be saying that embracing metaplasticity on this server can make you a Minecraft master with less meds and fewer side effects. You’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss, all thanks to the power of drugs and adaptability!

So come join us on this wild ride of brain-enhancing fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of ketamine). Let’s get trippy, y’all!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Accelerate, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Briskly, Expedite, Faster, Fleet, Haste, high speed, Hurry, Minecraft, No. 78256809, Prompt, Quick, Rapid, rapidly, Rush, Server, SPEED, Swift, Swiftly, Velocity, Zoom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Votes:	3668
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1634
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of slow, boring Minecraft servers that make you wait forever to get into the action? Well, look no further because our server is FASTER than a speeding bullet! You’ll be mining, crafting, and building at lightning speed, leaving all those other servers in the dust.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taking a swim in a pool of lava with a friendly creeper? The possibilities are endless on our FASTER server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? They’ll keep you entertained for hours with their crazy contraptions and wacky antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our FASTER server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered.

Summer Glau’s Minecraft Server

actress, career, dancer, fan favorite, firefly, Forgotten, forgotten actress, Glaus, Hollywood, Hollywood actress, memorable, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, Summer, Summer Glau, TALENTED, talented actress, talented dancer, television, television actress, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Underrated, underrated actress

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	192351
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Do you miss Summer Glau as much as we do? Well, guess what? She’s actually the secret owner of our Minecraft server! That’s right, she’s been hiding out in the virtual world building epic creations and battling creepers. Join us and you might just run into her while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret island in the Bermuda Triangle. That’s right, you’ll be playing Minecraft in a place where time and space don’t even exist! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have while exploring this mysterious realm.

So come join us on the server where Summer Glau reigns supreme and the Bermuda Triangle is just a portal away. It’s the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, guaranteed!

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	291	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8629
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchantments Applied:	220	Ores Mined:	8583
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, awkward, Communication, culture, disbelief, Earth, encounter, EXPLAIN, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Humanity, Invasion, Minecraft, science fiction, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5862
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be scratching their heads in confusion! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and absurdity beyond your wildest imagination.

Ever wondered what it would be like to explain to aliens why we spend hours building virtual worlds out of blocks? Well, on our server, you can experience that awkward conversation firsthand! Picture this: a group of aliens landing on Earth, only to find us frantically mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. How do you explain that to extraterrestrial beings? “Oh, we just really like building stuff and punching trees for resources, don’t mind us!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who claims to have built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with too much free time. Join us on our server and unravel the mystery of Blocky Bob’s cosmic creations!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you have awkward conversations with aliens and ride a roller coaster to the moon? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

FoodPickTipCraft

cultural norms, customer expectations, customer service, dining out, Etiquette, Food, food service, FoodPickTipCraft, gratuity, Picking up, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), service, social behavior, societal norms, takeout, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping history, tipping practices, tipping trends

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Villages Defended:	5

Tired of boring old servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Join our server where we have a team of virtual waiters ready to serve you in-game food whenever you want! No need to lift a finger, just sit back and enjoy the virtual feast. Who knew Minecraft could be so luxurious? Join now and experience the ultimate in virtual dining service!