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Secretly Samefagging Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Deception, fake accounts, fake identities, hidden identity, internet anonymity, internet culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online ethics, online forums, online interactions, online personas, online privacy, samefagging, Secretly, smp, social media, trolling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Magic Items Found:	7182	Runes Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	973
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

– We have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. Just be prepared for a wild and bumpy ride!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly explodes for no reason!

– We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. Just be careful not to get scammed by the shady villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

Tora Dora Minecraft Server

AMI, Anime, Character development, comedy, Dora, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, friendship, high school, japanese animation, light novel adaptation, Love Triangle, Minecraft, minori, romantic comedy, Ryuuji, school life, Server, slice of life, taiga, Tora, toradora, Tsundere

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	159
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the trees are taller than your hopes and dreams! Join us in the Taiga biome for a wild adventure filled with pixelated pandas, mischievous wolves, and the occasional yeti sighting (don’t worry, they’re friendly).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Collect enough of these eggs and you’ll be able to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game.

If you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against hordes of zombie villagers, skeleton archers, and the dreaded Creeper King. Defeat them all and claim the treasure that awaits at the end – but beware, the treasure may come with a curse (or a really bad joke).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Taiga and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep in the forest… disco creepers included.

Bleached General Minecraft SMP #1838

anchor posts, bdsmlr, Bleached, booru link, brand, edits, Exclusivity, faceswap app, Gay, general, Jack of Hearts, manga recommendations, Minecraft, original content, Queen of Hearts, raceplay, real edits, smp, symbol, Thread, white christmas, White male supremacy, white men

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the power of White male supremacy in the most outrageous way possible! Our server, known as /BLEACHED/, is like no other as we proudly display the Queen of Hearts symbol to signify our exclusive club for White men only.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and mining, it’s about embracing the true essence of raceplay in Minecraft. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (in the game, of course).

Join us for a White Christmas like no other, where the snow is whiter, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, they’re still pretty creepy. So grab your pickaxe, put on your Queen of Hearts tattoo, and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, if you’re not a White man, you might want to steer clear of this server. It’s not for the faint of heart (or Jack of Hearts, for that matter).

What is the IP for Dani and Snappy Minecraft Server?

Dani, dress to imopress, dress to impress, I Hacked My BOYFRIENDS Roblox Account In Dress To Impress!, Minecraft, roblox, Server, Snappy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Dani is a skilled photographer who loves capturing the beauty of nature and wildlife. Snappy is her trusted companion, a curious and adventurous husky who accompanies her on all her outdoor adventures. Together, they make the perfect team, exploring new places and creating stunning photographs that showcase their deep connection to the natural world.

Chunky Taco Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Bitches, Cheating, chunky, curvy, ex boyfriend, explicit, fat, hot, latina, Mexican, Minecraft, NSFW, nudes, Provocative, Revenge, scandalous, seductive, Server, Sexy, Sleeping, slut, taco, Wife

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your love life? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we make sleeping next to your ex-boyfriend look tame. Join us and you’ll have access to exclusive nudes of fat, slutty Latina bitches – because who needs loyalty when you have pixels to play with? Come for the blocks, stay for the drama. Just don’t tell your wife about it…

The Secret Agent in Minecraft SMP

agent, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, CLANDESTINE, code breaking, Conspiracy, crime, Cryptic, cybercrime, dark web, detective, Enigma, hidden identity, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 16471516, psychological thriller, puzzling, secret, Secrets, smp, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	117
Divine Spears Created:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken parade through the server spawn? Yeah, that actually happened.

But wait, there’s more! We have regular events like “Build a House Blindfolded” and “Tame a Creeper as a Pet”. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to tame a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Seething at Us Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, Argument, clash, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, disagreement, emotional outpouring, emotional turmoil, explosive situation, Frustration, heated exchange, hostility, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Outburst, pent up emotions, Resentment, Seething, Server, Tension

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a pet zombie that will follow you around and do the Macarena on command.

So why are they seething at us? Because they’re just jealous they’re not part of the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other.

The Voluminous Minecraft SMP

art, Communication, deep, emotion, Expression, image, Impactful, Interpretation, Meaningful, Message, Minecraft, photography, Powerful, Profound, representation, Significance, smp, speaks volumes, Symbolism, Thought-provoking, Visual, voluminous

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, things of God, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPBB.MCMCMC.RU

Never-BAU Minecraft Server

BAU, BAU shit, breaking free, Escaping, Farewell, freedom, freedom from BAU, fresh start, good riddance, Goodbye, goodbye BAU, leaving behind, Liberation, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, never again, never looking back, NeverBAU, new beginning, no more, Server, suckers

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Buildings Constructed:	46
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Tired of dealing with boring old BAU BAU crap in your everyday life? Say goodbye to that nonsense and join our Minecraft server where you can escape the BAU BAU drama once and for all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and endless possibilities. So why wait? Join now and leave those suckers behind for good!