Uncle Dave Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	77

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	190	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ores Mined:	4163	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Votes:	8457	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	85	Animals Bred:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Emeralds Found:	4774
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

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Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ores Mined:	7941
Votes:	4111	Dragons Tamed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

TrainRideTrollz

Adventure, anxiety, backpacking, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Cultural experience, Decision making, flights, friendship, Heat, humidity, India, monsoon, Relaxation, self-care, train ride, TrainRideTrollz, travel, wellbeing

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mines Excavated:	4227
Void Gems Collected:	32	Emeralds Found:	9759
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7843

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Void Armor Forged:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.

WokeCraft – Rise and Mine

alarm clock, commitments, daily routine, Exercise, family, goals, healthy habits, morning routine, motivation, motivation to succeed, New Day, Obligations, positive mindset, productivity, purpose, reason for waking up, responsibilities, Rise, School, sunrise, WokeCraft, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Towns Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to wake up to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. They frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gummy bears, and even rode a chocolate river. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and insanity await you in our pixelated paradise!