Uncircumcised MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

genitalia, circumcision myths, circumcised, male circumcision, uncircumcised

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

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Cutlet Complaints Minecraft Server

self esteem, Healing Process, body image, uncircumcised, Cutlets

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in the Minecraft world? Join our server where you can bond over the shared struggle of being circumcised! Share your woes and complaints with fellow cutlets who understand your pain. Uncut guys are also welcome to join in and roast you with demoralizing comments – it’s a real pity party that you won’t want to miss! Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic circumcised vs. uncircumcised showdowns. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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BlockyAlienCircumcision

movie marathon, film analysis, sigourney weaver, pop culture, Sci Fi

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

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WolvieUncutCraft

adamantium claws, WolvieUncutCraft, mutant healing, SuperHero, mutant abilities

join our epic minecraft server where wolverine cannot become circumcised!! 🤣🤣🤣

why join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, wolverine tried to get circumcised but the doctor’s scalpel broke because wolverine’s skin is indestructible. so now wolverine roams our server with his uncircumcised willy, ready to take on any challengers 😂

but wait, there’s more!! on our server, pigs can fly and creepers do the macarena before exploding. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next 😜

so come join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and uncircumcised superheroes. trust me, u won’t regret it!! 🤪🎉🐷🚀🔥

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SlideCraft Minecraft Server

fear, Foreskin, friends’ experiences, sensitivity, circumcision rate

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

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CrazyMILvsMe: Minecraft Standoff

standing my ground, uk, excited grandmother, demanding, AITAH

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from crazy MILs and enjoy some virtual peace and quiet! Join us and build your own virtual baby nursery, where no one can steal your ultrasound scans or call you fat.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, away from demanding in-laws who think they’re the ones having the baby. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, without any interference from overbearing grandmas-to-be.

Join now and let’s build a world where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your house, not from family members trying to steal your baby’s first outfit. It’s time to take control and show everyone that this baby is yours, not anyone else’s!

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HealthAlertsMC SMP

government agencies, H1N1, healthcare resources, CDC, HealthAlertsMC

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget the CDC and NIH, come join our epic Minecraft SMP for all your health information needs! We got all the latest outbreaks like H1N1, but with a twist – the zombies in our game drop health potions instead of brains! So if you wanna stay healthy and fight off those pesky viruses, join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft medic! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of doctors who are using Minecraft to find a cure for the common cold. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

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MovieSkinSquad

character dress, MovieSkinSquad, last movie character, movie character, movie wardrobe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up as characters from movies is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Imagine roaming the virtual world as Iron Man, wielding your pickaxe with the power of Tony Stark himself. Or perhaps you’ll find yourself stuck in a princess dress, ruling over your pixelated kingdom with sass and style.

But beware, for not all movie characters are created equal on our server. One player found themselves permanently dressed as a minion from Despicable Me, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went. Another player ended up as a T-Rex from Jurassic Park, struggling to mine blocks with tiny arms but roaring with laughter at their predicament.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner movie character, no matter how ridiculous or challenging it may be. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a costume that’s out of this world…literally!

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SaboCraft Minecraft Server

european union, Tensions, international relations, Conflict, Military

lol u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got warships and stuff. we got crazy sabotage goin on like russia tryna mess with us but we aint scared. join us and be part of the epic battle for the high seas in minecraft. build ur own warship and take on the russians in epic naval battles. u wont find this kind of action anywhere else, so join now and show those russians who’s boss!

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CraftyUkraineNATO

Europe, eastern europe, Alliance, MEMBERSHIP, foreign policy

so, liek, u know how ukraine wants to join nato? well, guess what, on dis minecraft server, u can be part of nato too! u can team up with ur friends and take on other countries in epic battles! u can even have ur own little ukraine base and defend it from invaders! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! come join us and be a part of the nato gang, ukraine style!

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