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VitaCraft – Where Life Begins (Minecraft server)

back touch pad, Begins.., gigabyte, graphics, handheld, Japan, Killzone Mercs, lawsuit, Life, memory cards, Minecraft, Nintendo, Normie, poor decisions, PS1.5, ps3, psp, PSTV, Remote Play, Server, Sony, Train wreck, Uncharted Golden Abyss, vita, Vitacraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you bought 3 PS Vitas and a PSTV! Our server is like the PS Vita of the gaming world – full of poor decisions, lack of games, and a touchpad that no one likes. But hey, at least we don’t charge $2 per gigabyte for memory cards!

Join us for the ultimate uphill battle for good press, just like the PS Vita faced with its expensive games and lackluster graphics. And don’t worry, our server won’t get you into any lawsuits for false advertising – we promise we can’t play PS2 games either.

So grab your virtual pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Who needs a touchpad when you have endless possibilities for building and exploring? Plus, we’re way cheaper than a PS Vita – we’ll even pay you $50 to join (just kidding, we won’t actually pay you).

So come on, join us and experience the train wreck of fun that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, even if you bought 3 PS Vitas, you’ll still have a better time here!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8586
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Emeralds Found:	3327	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4363
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	209	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5993	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Votes:	4288

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4980	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!