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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3766 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 6761 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!