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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7787 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
