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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3941 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Votes: | 3126 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5386 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
