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LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

AGGRESSIVE, CREEPERS, frisky, LolCraft, purityfags, relevant metric, Server, Sluts, unceasingly horny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is aggressive, frisky, and unceasingly horny! Sorry purityfags, but we’re all about that slut life here.

Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!

FamBlockerz

breaking free, childhood dreams, cultural constraints, dream fulfillment, dreams deferred, FamBlockerz, familial restrictions, family expectations, family obligations., generational expectations, Individuality, living authentically, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, personal desires, personal growth, pursuing passions, Self Discovery, societal norms, suppressed aspirations, unfulfilled ambitions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks, but your family just doesn’t understand your artistic vision? Well, fear not my fellow Minecraft enthusiasts, because on our server, not only is building llama statues out of diamond blocks encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Want to create a roller coaster that sends villagers flying into the sky? Go for it! Feel like reenacting the entire plot of Titanic using pigs and boats? We won’t judge (much).

So say goodbye to your family’s boring rules and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

LebCraft: No griefing, just building!

airstrikes, airstrikes in Lebanon, building, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, Destruction, foreign relations, Griefing, international news, Israeli military, Israeli strikes, Lebanese civilians, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real world where 31 people are getting rekt by israeli strikes in lebanon. on our server, the only thing getting destroyed is ur enemies in pvp battles. we have more explosions than a war zone but in a fun way, not a scary way. plus, our admins are like superheroes, they will protect u from griefers like they are protecting lebanon from airstrikes. so come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing blowing up is ur mind with fun and excitement.

Arctic Hybrid Zone: Minecraft Server

Arctic, Biodiversity, circumpolar hybrid zones, conditions, Create, Earth, Environment, Extreme conditions, force, Hybrid, hybridization, Light, long term, Minecraft, opportunities, polar regions, reproductive window, result.., Server, smaller, species, sustain, Unique, unique light environment, Zone

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got polar bears chillin’ with penguins, makin’ some wild hybrid babies! It’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here!

Join us and witness the magic of circumpolar hybrid zones, where animals from opposite ends of the Earth come together to create some wacky new species. It’s like Noah’s Ark on steroids, bro!

Our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. Who needs regular old animals when you can have polar bear-penguin hybrids running around causing chaos?

So come on down and experience the biodiversity bonanza that is our server. Trust us, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Let’s get wild, baby!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Farms Harvested:	443	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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She Is In! Minecraft Server

achievement, affirmation, breaking barriers, celebration, Confidence, determination, empowerment, encouragement, Enthusiasm, EXCITEMENT, female empowerment, Girl Power, Minecraft, motivation, positive vibes, Server, shattering glass ceilings, SHE IS IN, Strong Women, success, Support, women in leadership

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9619
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	8849
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find! Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and emeralds for eternity. So, are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become the next Minecraft millionaire?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you will never run out of surprises on our server. And don’t even get me started on the magical potions that can turn you into a superhero for a day!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky and wonderful world where anything is possible. SHE IS IN, are you?

Incel Kino Minecraft SMP

alienation, Cinema, cult classics, dark humor, films, incel, incel community, incel culture, Kino, Loneliness, Lonely Men, mandatory incel Kinos, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood characters, movies, must watch, outcast movies, outsider perspective, recommended, smp, social outcasts, societal rejection, tragic comedy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with mandatory incel Kinos that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!

BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	8286
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Items Found:	2950
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved