uncanny valley Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CannyCraft: Uncanny Fun!

antonyms, canny, CannyCraft, cleverness, confusion, definition, eerie, Fun, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Mysterious, opposite, perplexing, strange, synonyms, uncanniness, Uncanny, uncanny valley, vocabulary, word meaning, word usage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further, cuz our server is like a magical wonderland of insanity and awesomeness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats start dancing around you, singing “I Will Survive.” And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. It’s like a disco party in the mines, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where everything is made of candy and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a gang of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords to get to it.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, uncanny is not the opposite of canny. So, like, don’t be canny and miss out on all the fun!

ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

ANCESTORS, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, DNA fear, Eating, Evolution, evolution of fear, fear, genetic memory, hominids, Humanoids, hunting, Neanderthals, pre-modern humanoids, primal instincts, Psychology, psychology of fear, Survival, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheAlmostUs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	6680	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.

You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

ancient humans, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, Cognitive science, evolutionary psychology, genetic ancestry, homo sapiens, human ancestors, Human Behavior, human cognition, human development, human evolution, human evolution theory, human evolution timeline, human genetics, human origins, human species, Neanderthals, prehistoric humans, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheUncannyCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crops Grown:	7270	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like da ultimate showdown between homo sapiens and neanderthals, bro! Like, imagine a world where these ancient peeps are dukin’ it out in pixelated form, it’s like prehistoric WWE up in here!

U can choose to be a caveman or a smarty pants human, and battle it out in epic arenas filled with lava pits and giant dinosaurs. Plus, there’s like secret caves with hidden treasures and ancient relics to discover, it’s like Indiana Jones meets The Flintstones, yo!

But wait, there’s more! We got custom mods that let u ride saber-tooth tigers and throw fireballs like a freakin’ wizard. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles against giant mammoths and saber-toothed tigers, it’s like Jurassic Park on steroids!

So come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where history meets fantasy and anything is possible. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky neanderthals, they’re crafty little buggers!

FroggyOwl

PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

pretty pog place if I’m being honest. still more stuff being worked on but it’s definitely bound to grow your confidence!

135.181.182.185

Beta-craft

Slimefun, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Server IP: 31.214.166.15:26488

31.214.166.15:26488

🌛Empire Grief🌜 Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Votes:	5179	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

The server was created to give players the most enjoyable experience playing Minecraft.

The server has no commercial basis, all players have equal rights, nothing is sold for real money.

There are no idiotic rules that force people to pretend to be a pathetic semblance of communication, here you can communicate the way you like best and will not receive punishment for it.

The server has a good economy and a nice game balance. Lots of plugins to improve the gameplay. There is also a leveling system that opens up new opportunities, custom items and a new dimension, magic, ores and much more, and this is all absolutely without mods. At the same time, none of this is imposed and does not break the vanilla game, everything is done in the vanilla style and is well balanced.

On the server you will find something to do – you can simply survive for your own pleasure with friends or solo. You can fight with everyone, grief, kill. You can explore the new world and use custom items, or not be distracted by this and enjoy the vanilla game, because the main world is almost completely unaffected by these changes.

vsa.gwn.connect.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Helix SMP (Beta)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Farms Harvested:	252
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

HELIX SMP (BETA)

Come join us on Helix SMP. We are a new SMP that is keeping things simple. You will spawn in our Harbor City where you can take off into the wild. Build a shelter and take cover from the mobs. You could also join your friends and create a community of your own. The option is up to you. We are still adding a lot of stuff and would love some feedback and comments. Come join us!

play.helixsmp.com

Imperium Anarchy

Anarchy, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	928	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	43

Welcome to Imperium Anarchy! Imperium anarchy is a new server with no rules, hack, grief and dupe to your enjoyment!

Imperium.minefort.com

Alcheria network

Hub, Hub Network, Op skyblock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	New Chunks Explored:	600361
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	3264
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

IP: oyna.alcherianetwork.meWebsite: https://alcherianetwork.me/

OUR CURRENT GAMES:———————————TownyLava RisingSKYBLOCK (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)———————————

oyna.alcherianetwork.me

MurchaCraft /free Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

New Griefer server.

We have unique items such as:

– runes;

– unique shields with buffs;

– unique totems;

– unique pickaxes and weapons;

– unique armor.

Our server has:

– free cases every 10 minutes;

– 9 donation privileges that can be obtained from free cases;

– reporting system;

– excellent economy.

We are also ready to add new functions and items to the game mode at the request of players

Our server is aimed at PVP mode, but if you are a fan of PVE, then we have great opportunities for building beautiful buildings or productive farms.

We plan to hold competitions every month with prizes for the most beautiful buildings and the most productive farms

We are also looking for:

– Administrators;

– Moderators;

– Helpers;

– Builders;

– YouTubers;

– Streamers.

Come join our server and you will find something to do 🙂

p1.murcha.su

PierceSMP

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to PierceSMP!

We are a new friendly and active community that focuses on both raw Minecraft survival, as well as offering a lore/roleplay system for those that want to take part.

We have an Anti-Cheat with an easy-to-use Anti-Grief system and nice staff that are more than happy to help. Our community is active, and you’ll rarely ever see no-body online. Make sure to join our discord too for announcements and updates to the server/lore etc.

I hope you consider joining our new and wonderful community. See you there!

mc.piercesmp.com

Quickzard Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Towns Built:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

WELCOME TO QUICKZARD! We are a network with survival mode that includes a wide variety of things that will make your experience much more fun:

– Support for Java and Bedrock | Availability for versions 1.16 to 1.18 – Active staff to answer your questions about the server within the Discord and Minecraft servers – Healthy community free of toxicity – Medival setting | Economy | Jobs – NPCs with history and with whom to interact | You can have your own land and expand it as you like – Skills | Special enchantments – Special fishing with variety of fish and events | PVP type 1.8 | Map without limits – Special events | Bosses – Social classes and leagues | Freedom in gameplay – Treasures with collectible rewards | Texture Pack with surprises

Join Quickzard and live the adventure with us

mc.quickzard.com

Bountymc lifesteal

Multiplayer Survival, PvP, PvP Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

BountyMC (Cross platform!)

Lifesteal, with a CRAZY bounty system…

IP: join.bountymc.comPort: 19132 (Bedrock)

Every time you break a block… there’s a chance that money will be added to your bounty! Along with Lifesteal, there are NO LAND CLAIMS, Crystal PVP, and many more crazy features to create the most intense Minecraft experience! Join the discord server for any questions!

join.bountymc.com