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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3012 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your half siblings are actually creepers trying to blow up your house. Or where your parents spawn in as zombies and chase you around for not doing your chores. It’s a family dynamic like no other!
We promise a virtual experience that will make you grateful for your real-life family drama. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness unfold!