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PorchPiratePunisher

backstory, cell company, consequences, DESPERATE, legal system bias, liberal, Minorities, new phones, police report, porch pirates, porch pirating, PorchPiratePunisher, Race, race-based consequences, security camera footage, stolen in transit claim, theft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dimension Hops:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

CraftyChristmasWishlist

christmas gifts, Christmas shopping, CraftyChristmasWishlist, festive treats, holiday indulgence, holiday season, holiday shopping, holiday treats, holiday wishlist, Luxury items, me time, pampering, personal indulgence, Presents, self love, self-care, self-gifting, shopping, Splurge, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Army, ArmyCraft, Court, criminal defendants, criminal defense, criminal justice, Defense, Government, immunity, Justice, law, legal immunity, Legal System, legislation, military enlistment, military law, military service, Pardon, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, trial

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

Commander, Commanders, File, file manager, Lord, lord commander, Manager, Minecraft, MMXXIV, no thumbnails in file manager, smp, Thumbnails, year, year of our lord commander MMXXIV

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6553	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

MILFyBabysitAITA

anger, babysit, babysitter, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, concert tickets, daycare, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, flaking, Help, MIL, MILFyBabysitAITA, offer, Pay, Plans, stress, Time, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Potions Brewed:	31	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyMines SMP

MoneyMines, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Towns Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

BlockyJobQuit

better opportunity, BlockyJobQuit, Burnout, career advancement, Commute, company culture, conflict with coworkers, downsizing, health issues, job dissatisfaction, job insecurity, lack of growth, lack of recognition, low salary, personal reasons, poor management, Reason for quitting, Stressful environment, toxic work environment, unfulfilling work, work-life balance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

CeasefireCraft

ceasefire negotiations, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant groups, ongoing conflict, Palestinian resistance, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, truce discussions, US State Department

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

Activity, Blood Transfusion, Contagious, epidemiology, Europe, Fun, global health, Healthcare, Human, Human Parvovirus B19, immunocompromised, INCREASE, Infectious Disease, outbreak, parvovirus, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Symptoms, Treatment, united states, viral infection, virology, viruscraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3658	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Farms Harvested:	457	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!