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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4650 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8417 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?
So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!