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FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	182
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker craziness!

Aether, CraftyFantasy, Craziness, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Crossover, Free Companies, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Official Benchmark, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, The Path Infernal, XIV

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further because our server, Dawntrail, is here to shake things up!

Join us for our Early Access on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Our Release Date on July 2, 2024 will blow your mind with all the crazy in-game events we have planned.

Ever wanted to crossover into Final Fantasy XVI? Well, now you can with our exclusive event, The Path Infernal. But hurry, it ends on May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT!

And that’s not all, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions like a pro and show off your skills in our PvP Series 5.

Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And don’t forget to join our meetups, like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or the Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join Dawntrail now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Previous threads can’t even compare! 😉🌟🎮 #minecraftmadness #dawntrailfun #joinusnow

PixelPimps Minecraft Madness

CAR, coping, coping with, DIRTY, disgust, future husband, House, madness, manwhores, Men, Minecraft, PixelPimps, Pure, Reality, settling down, sex, Stacy, VIRGINITY, what do men want, Whores

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	1903
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with manwhores and their dirty ways? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of reality as you build your dream world with no pesky Stacys in sight. Our server is a safe haven where your future husband’s virginity is secure, and you can focus on building the biggest house possible without worrying about boys being boys. Say goodbye to the chaos of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where men are pure and drama-free. Join us now and experience a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to craft the perfect diamond sword.

ArmpitCraft: Where Everyone Spreads Love (and Armpits)

armpit, ArmpitCraft, Armpits, Behavior, Body language, Communication, Curiosity, Curious, flirtation, Gesture, gossip, Intimacy, Intrigue, love, Mystery, nonverbal, personal space, question.., rumor, scandal, social cues, speculation, spread, spreads

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious quests as you try to uncover the truth behind this perplexing question.

Our server is filled with wacky characters, from talking sheep who only speak in puns to creepers who have taken up knitting as a hobby. You never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter as you explore our vast and unpredictable world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a mischievous pack of ocelots, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right).

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you can solve the mystery of who she spreads her armpit for. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs and the sheer absurdity of it all!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

accident, awkward, Boss, busy, busy day, busy schedule, Cleanup, consequences, Days, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Fun, Humiliation, Messy, PantsPoopCraft, STOP, stress, Time management, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situations, Urgent, work, work mishap, Workplace

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mines Excavated:	1540
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

NijiCraft: Where Nijisanji EN Takes Over Minecraft!

Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Schedule, STREAMS, TAKES, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Mines Excavated:	3543
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy streaming! Join us for a chance to build alongside Petra Gurin, who once built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks just because she felt like it. Or team up with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will lead you on quests to find the rarest loot in the land.

But that’s not all – on our server, you might just run into Luxiem, where Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino are known for their epic pranks that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. And don’t forget about ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette and Aster Arcadia host the most epic costume parties in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the occasional creeper that might sneak up on you – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Pixelated Nonsense: The Server Where Anything Goes (Except Canon)

Alternate Universe, canon, creative writing, Fan art, fan community, fan culture, fan fiction, Fan Made, fan projects, fan works, fictional, game development, Gaming, non-canon games, non-official, nonsense, Original Characters, pixelated, post, role playing, Server, storytelling, Unofficial, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	New Chunks Explored:	558508

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our non-canon games! Ever wanted to play Minecraft but with flying pigs instead of chickens? Or how about a game mode where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding on the back of a giant chicken? We’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos. Our non-canon games will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to go back to regular Minecraft again.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

Admit, at this point, blocky, BROKE, can you, comma separated, controversy, cope, CREEPERS, Finally, Generate, go broke, incel, Justice, list, long trail, meets, Minecraft, opinion, point, Pure, Quote, Server, Social, social media, Statement, Tag, Woke

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	69
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	2442

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” is in full swing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your blocky throne.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secrets that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can battle it out with a horde of cat warriors for ultimate glory.

With characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara at your disposal, you’ll never run out of ways to wreak havoc on your enemies. Plus, our current weapon banner features the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn, perfect for unleashing chaos like never before.

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll feel like you’re cheating the system. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPanicCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries!

4chan posts, Archive, Childhood, CREEPERS, DADDY, de-anonymized, de-anonymized archive, digital footprint, Friendly, Girls, internet history, look, Memories, Nice, Nostalgia, old internet, online behavior, Online Community, PixelPanicCraft, posted, privacy concerns, read together, social media, worries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual time machine straight to the wild west of the internet! Join us and uncover the de-anonymized archive of all the old internet’s “4chan posts” – who knows what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious memes you’ll find! And hey, maybe you’ll even discover some of your own old posts and reminisce about the good old days of internet trolling. So come on, hop on this crazy train and let’s dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of the internet’s past!

Crafty Captain Tsubasa’s Pixel Playground

action, Adventure, Anime, bullshit, captain, Captain Tsubasa, childhood favorite, Competition, Crafty, determination, football, friendship, Goal, iconic series, japanese, Manga, Nostalgia, PIXEL, Playground, Rivalry, shonen jump, Soccer, sports, teamwork, Tsubasas

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers (and then some)!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!