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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8582 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Potions Brewed: | 58 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Emeralds Found: | 1952 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.