LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

LandScape Sky Minecraft server

comfort, Communication, Competitions, Eternal movement, Events, friendship, History, hobbies, landscape, Landscape Sky, magical adventures, Minecraft, minecraft myths, Server, Shop, SKY, star family, Starter Kit, Surprises, without borders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429

᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ᠌ ? LANDSCAPE SKY ?〢?・Welcome to the world of comfort and friendship!〢?・Minecraft myths: magical adventures await you.〢?・Eternal movement: competitions, events and surprises every day.〢?・Communication without borders: channels for all your hobbies.〢?・Be part of the history being created with us.〢?・Together we shine brighter! Join our star family.··

Altitude Community: Where the only thing higher than our builds is our economy!

Altitude, Builds, Community, contact us, Custom Features, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, higher, house built, major releases, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	3200
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Divine Spears Created:	18

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

1. Is this server suitable for all ages?

Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome to join the community.

2. Are there any special features on this server?

Altitude offers a variety of features including land claiming, McMMO, player shops, custom warp plugin for towns, and monthly server events. For a full list of custom features, you can visit this link.

3. How can I stay updated with the server’s news and events?

You can visit the Altitude website’s blog section at alttd.com/blog/ to stay updated with the latest news and events happening on the server.

CraftyWonders Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyWonders, Crisis, current affairs, Dead, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, Politics, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine-Russia relations, ukrainians, War, world events

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have 1 million Ukrainians dead and Russia still can’t advance! That’s right, we’ve turned a tragic real-life event into a hilarious Minecraft scenario for your entertainment.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos or join the fight and help Ukraine defend their homeland.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll also get the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs and laser eyes, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knew a tragic real-world event could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyRyS Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, 3D Acrylic, archives, BackRyS, Brazilians, capture the moment, channel, cheebs, Chikyuu Saigo No Kokuhaku Wo, Clear folder, Connect the world, covers, CraftyRyS, CtW announcement, cute IRyS pictures, Devil, gravity, HiRyS, HoloFES 5 non random merch, HoneyWorks Covers, IdolRyS, irys, IRyS Status, Karaoke, KimonoRyS rerun, Milestones, Minecraft, Moment of My Life, OMOCAT Merch, One Step at a Time, Originals, Promise Half year anniversary merch, Quarter Bravery, quiz show, replyschizos, SCs, Server, Snow Halation Cover, SodaRyS Cover, Starter Merch, story time, STREAM KYOUFUU, TimeRyS, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7930	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Join us for quiz show events where you can win virtual diamonds, or participate in Capture the Moment where you have to snap pics of Endermen in action! And don’t even get us started on our exclusive HoneyWorks Covers – they’re so sweet, they’ll make you forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains! Plus, rumor has it that our Snow Halation Cover is so epic, it can melt even the coldest Ice Spikes biome! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

GrannyPlantGriefNoChop

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, devastation, Disrespect, emotional reaction, garden, geranium, Grandparents, GrannyPlantGriefNoChop, memorial plant, memorial tribute, misunderstanding, Plant care, roommates, sentimental, sentimental value, Tribute, unreasonable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Emeralds Found:	5035	Players Killed by Monsters:	8581
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Are you tired of your precious plants being destroyed by clueless yard workers? Do you want to protect your beloved botanical beauties from the wrath of the weed Wacker? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no virtual geranium will ever be harmed!

Join us and build your own virtual garden filled with luscious geraniums that will never be touched by a weed Wacker. Protect your sentimental tributes and watch them grow and flourish without any interference. And if anyone dares to come near your precious plants, you can unleash your virtual wrath upon them!

Don’t let anyone disrespect your botanical babies ever again. Join our server and cultivate your own garden paradise where your geraniums will be safe and sound. Because on our server, we take plant protection to a whole new level!

YemenCraft Server: Air Strikes & Hilarity

Air, air strikes, British airstrikes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Foreign involvement, global security, Hilarity, Houthi rebels, humanitarian crisis, International intervention, international relations, Middle East crisis, Military operations, political turmoil, Rebel-controlled areas, Server, strikes, United Kingdom military, united states military, US airstrikes, War in Yemen, Yemen conflict, YemenCraft, Yemeni government

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	619902	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Farms Harvested:	669	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a firework show on the Fourth of July, ya feel me? We got more action than US and British airstrikes hitting Yemen, except we ain’t causin’ no harm, just bringin’ the fun, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your dream castle, or maybe you just wanna see if you can survive a creeper attack without soiling your pants. Either way, this server is where it’s at, fam.

We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the TNT” and “Find the Hidden Diamond” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your chair, depending on how intense you get). Plus, our community is as lit as a lava pit, always down for a laugh and a good time.

So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, the only airstrikes you’ll be worried about are the ones coming from your fellow players as they rain down arrows on your head. It’s a blast, literally.

KharkivHavocCraft

ADVANCE, aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military, nato, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie pigs start dancing the cha cha slide around you. it’s like, so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance off. it’s like, the most epic showdown ever.

so, like, forget about all those boring servers, come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. you won’t regret it, bro.

NoHipMinecraftServer

Contemporary, Cool, Expression, fashion, Hip, jargon, Language, linguistic, linguistic evolution, MODERN, NoHipMinecraftServer, Outdated, passé, phrase, Popular, Slang, Style, trend, vocabulary, word choice, Words

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, man. and there’s this secret cave where u can find a diamond pickaxe that gives u super speed and makes u invincible.

oh, and did i mention the dance parties we have every night? yeah, we got DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats and all the mobs bustin’ a move. it’s lit, fam.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can fly u anywhere u want. it’s like havin’ your own personal air taxi, dude.

so, like, why wait? come join the fun and craziness on this epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

CableCraft: Sub-Zone Soundz

cable, CableCraft, Cascadia Subduction Zone, data, Exploration, geology, image, journal, Marine Biology, marine environment, oceanography, Pacific Northwest, research voyage, Science Advances, scientific research, seafloor, seismic activity, soundz, study, SubZone, Technology, Underwater, Vessel

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27

so like, imagine this, right? you join our minecraft server and it’s like going on a wild adventure on a boat, but instead of just sailing around, you’re listening to the seafloor like a spy or something. we got this super long cable that we drag along the ocean floor and we’re like, “what’s up, tectonic plates, spill the tea!”

you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Minestrone: Soup, Survival, and Shenanigans! Version 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Discord, Friends, Ip:, Leaderboards, Maps, Minestrone, mmorpg, Other, Pets, Quests, Rewards, Shenanigans, Skills, Soup, Store, Survival, titles, Version, Website, Wiki

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

MineScape Server Overview

Features	Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
	Custom Quests

	Beautiful hand crafted map
	Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
	Daily Rewards!
	Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
	Active Leaderboards

Useful Links

Website: minescape.me
Wiki: minescape.wiki
Latest Blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: store.minescape.me
Discord: discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQs

Q: How do I join MineScape server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address minescape.me

Q: What are the custom skills available in MineScape?

A: MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.

Q: Are there daily rewards in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers daily rewards for players.

Q: How can I solve clue scrolls in MineScape?

A: Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls in MineScape.

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