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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4404	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

ScareFlicksMC SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Buildings Constructed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

BlockCraft911

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6048	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Farms Harvested:	179
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Potions Brewed:	64	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

Centurion

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

centurion111.play.minekube.net

Border 512×512

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	70	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	153
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

173.248.49.127:14000

WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	3543	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
Features	Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
Community	Friendly and welcoming

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3618	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	924	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Star Shards Collected:	149	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	99	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

BirthBlockerz – 18F

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Potions Brewed:	156
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9011
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5521	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!