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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Brotherhood

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Brotherhood is an innovative Skyblock server with a focus on gameplay and a solid economy. It integrates original features such as spawner and super hopper upgrades, a new enchantment system (+70 new enchantments), many new items and modified mobs.

217.182.99.52

Wasted prodigy gamer

Creative, Factions, Minigames, Plotworld, PvE, PvP, world

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	2926
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Farms Harvested:	342
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

UPDATE! We replaced Plots server with Lifesteal server. Fresh new lifesteal server as of 9/10

Hey, Thanks for reading this section. I just made a 1.19.1 server. It is open for anyone to join at this moment. But hope we can whitelist the server once we get filled up. At this point the server is still being built. I am looking for roles to be filled in. Such as builders, Admins, and Mod. Want to join? Join us and join our discord for more info. Message Ninjas Dynasty for any questions you may have.

What does our server have so far?

1. Hub – A lobby where you can warp to other servers. It also has minigames like reward system, Easter eggs to gain more dust, and parkour.

2. Server 1 is Minigames – Bedrock users crashes on this. but not java. your fine.

3. Server 2 Survival PVP – Has full economy system, Jobs, quests, bounties, lottery, banks, Auction house and more!

4. Plots – Open creative world with PS6

5. Skyblocks

6. Factions – Not open yet. until server gets a major upgrade

Will there be a PVE world? Yes. PVE is to come once i can save up for a major upgrade in server performance. Will survival ever have factions? As of right now im not sure. i would like to have factions yes. but idk what people will like just yet. Ill leave that in a vote on discord soon.

Im a streamer. Can i stream on the server?

Yes – We would love anyone who streams to stream the server. We has that when streaming please put our IP or name of our server in your stream title to help us grow more. It creates traffic for both us and you. Please make sure you let Ninjas Dynasty know that your a streamer as well. This way if you do stream our server he can add your stream to discord to help advertise you as well. And meet the requirements as a streamer for him to keep you advertised.

Please Note: Admins, Builders, and Mods must be the age 18 and older. Staff Must have Discord and Mics.

play.wpg-minecraft.xyz

Death Life Minecraft server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

?This is a vanilla survival server.?

✨Lonely, only with friends.✨

☑️Come in and relax with us!☑️

Version 1.16.5(latest version)

212.22.92.26:25580

GodLands

Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Please join Server and Disocrd. Use IP and Port both then only it will work It is survival server with some good plugins like: Simple tpa duels teams one player sleep multiple set homes warp tpa back you can even go afk I hope you will join the server and love it Thanks.

game1.falixserver.net:39059

Mintopia

247, Achievements, Crates, Economy, MCMMO, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, Roleplay, Spigot

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Mintopia Survival is a Survival Minecraft Server with RPG Elements. We are on the latest 1.17 version. We’re a server built on community and are constantly adding new features to keep things fresh

We also offer a Cash Reward Program — Invite 10 friends and receive $5 via Paypal

Features: – Roleplay – Survival SMP – Quests – Daily Rewards – Custom Jobs such as Police Officer, Mobster and President – Anarchy in Nether/End, – PVP – PVE – Events – Custom Enchants – A LOT MORE

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXbAvNxhiB0

play.mintopia.ca

Asobu

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

In this server, now you can own plots in Minecraft.

Benefits of owning plots in Minecraft:

Make/break access: Once you claim the plot, only you can make or break in that particular plot. That means, no one else can make/break your plot.

Inventory access: If you keep a chest in that plot filled with your hard earned assets, no one other than you would be able to access that chest. Mine access: All the resources in those particular plots are now yours, and only you have the access to mine it. Eg. If there’s a diamond ore in your plot, only you would be able to mine it. Share with your friends: You will be able to invite your friends to share your assets, loot and crafts soon. NFTs: All plots you own are on chain and you have complete ownership of the plots. So, the plots you own are your NFTs. Sell/Rent/Exchange: You can build a creation(basically anything) on that plots and sell the plot in the future versions with an appreciation value decided by you. If you have any questions or need technical support, do not hesitate to reach us via email: [email protected].

sif.asobu.tech

Ascend Skyblock

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the Ascend Skyblock! A brand new Skyblock server with tons to offer and even more on its way. Join us today to get in on the PayPal prize for Skyblock’s Island Top, worth up to $100 USD!

mc.ascendsb.net

Vrexy network

1v1, Bed wars, Kit PvP, No Premium, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Survival, BedWars, SkyBlock, KitPvP and much more coming soon, everything is custom and very well done. Vrexy Network The only good Balkan Minecraft Server!IP: vrexy.net

vrexy.net

❤️ ModiWorld ❤️ COOL ANARCHY ✨ Minecraft server Minecraft server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6136
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

The owner of the server “ModiWorld COOL ANARCHY Minecraft server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funnymc.su

Rock Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1

The oldest dupe anarchy server in Minecraft. Traditional anarchy, but dupe style. /dupe is enabled. If you like duping, then look no further than mc.rockanarchy.org

mc.rockanarchy.org