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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 5091 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.